HOW redneck is it to use a scratch lottery ticket as a bookmark?

[underpants]

My Wife bought me "Fanatics & Fools" by the lovely and leggy Arianna Huffington today.

I gots me a $4 WINNER off a $2 card. Yaaaaaaaaaay!

This follows up the "How redneck is it to vacuum your porch" thread of a while ago.


10- Is REAL redneck if'n ya didn't know already....and why didn'tja know......ya stoopid?

[mitchum]

1. It's even more redneck to pick your teeth with it

[underpants]

7. Ooooooooooooh thanks that will take care of the club sammich

:thumbsup:

[Kadie]

2. I need to put my glasses on

At first I read this "This follows up the "How redneck is it to vacuum your porch" thread of a while ago." as How redneck is it to vacuum your pooch".

I was going to say I have seen many pooches who enjoy an occasional vacuuming.

[Paul Hood]

3. Looks like we got a reader here. n/t

[underpants]

6. LOL

That's funny.........on many levels.

[cornfedyank]

4. only if it's a bookmark for your Bible.

wage peace -------it's cheaper

imagine

[Paragon]

5. I use those subsciption inserts that fall out of magazines.

It's not redneck, just cheap.

[comradebillyboy]

8. why would a redneck need a bookmark?

nt

[Endangered Specie]

9. To remember where they 'were' in their girlie mag.

[NoPasaran]

12. Ah relies own whar thah pages stop stikkin tuhgether

Shoot, anahbuddy noes thet, boy!

[NMDemDist2]

10. Rednecks don't read many books do they? eom

[underpants]

11. I'd bet they read this one

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0684838648/002-1579653-9508006?v=glance

The REDNECK MANIFESTO: HOW HILLBILLIES HICKS AND WHITE TRASH BECAME AMERICAS SCAPEGOATS
by Jim Goad (Author)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0684838648.01._PE20_PIdp-schmooS,TopRight,7,-26_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg