Don't bogart that CAPTION my friend pass it over to meeeee.....

[underpants]

[cosmicdot]

1. W: you take the Clenis like this ... and, then blame it for my problems

[bearfan454]

2. I was so stoned I was holding it like this for half an hour

after it went out.

[BringEmOn]

3. "...then you roll the booger into a little ball... like this

and pop it into your mouth....yummm. I got a lot of practice at those Texas Rangers baseball games."

[VOX]

4. "Just a pinch 'a Skoal 'tween mah cheek and gum feels mighty relaxin'."

"Ah jes' dip into it once in awhile, and hawk it up on the Oval Office carpet. Yessir, Ah got class t' spare."

[Endangered Specie]

5. Money, Money Money Money, thats what its all about here.

[skip fox]

6. "Now we're finding out that some WMD's can be smaller than a pin!

Like these little pins that hold metals on and things. I mean, Saddam could got a whole bunch of them, grosses and grosses, and then he coulda gone around poking everybody's eyes out until nobody could see a thing, then he could come in with an ordinary old shotgun or something and we'd be sittin' ducks . . . WOW! . . . And speaking of ducks . . ."