What do you have on your computer that no one else can ever see?

[WillParkinson]

Mine is part 2 of an "X" rated story that I wrote when I was much younger. Put the first part on the Internet. Got a lot of good reviews and requests for part 2 but never put that one out.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. A few short stories that I've written.

I think they're great, but in reality, they do suck. It's ok. No one will ever see them.
Duckie

[Sticky]

2. Documentation

I have a folder called 'Fostering' - it's a daily account of what little children tell me about being abused.

I also supervise parent / child visits where the dysfunction and lunacy is enough to curl your hair! When I get home and start writing/documenting it's more therapeutic than anything else.

Anyway, it's for my eyes only... unless I'm called to court.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. We should talk sometime.

I'm a Child Development student. Your job sounds interesting.
Duckie

[Sticky]

5. I love my job

What year are you in? What is your career goal?

I would guess you are a fellow nurturer.... :hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Well, Child Development is my minor...

I'm majoring in criminal justice. I've been working in a juvenile detention center where the guards are like these kids' mom and dad while we're there. I'm so maternal. People tell me to have kids already. LOL
I don't know what I want to do yet. I graduate in December, so I have a little while to figure it out.
:hi: back.
Duckie

[NewHampster]

7. Bless you Duckie and sweet_scotia

The world needs more caring people like you.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. Awww...that's sweet.

Thanks.
Duckie

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. My imaginary friend, Floyd Boyd.

Good old Floyd.

[Insider]

8. original hip hop tracks from locals

i copy all their work and make cds as they need them. i am sworn to privacy. i can listen, but i can't reproduce or distribute without their consent.

these teens don't have/use computers. i get paid a few dollars by some, pro bono for others.

[Robb]

9. There's an invisible elf on my computer

Just sittin' up there. But no one else can see him. :(

[NewHampster]

10. I can't tell you

really

:scared:

[m-jean03]

11. I started to write a "slash" story

It got ridiculous though, and I stopped :) It is still there however

[VelmaD]

12. Kewl...

I webhost a lot of slash. :) Even been known to write a little from time to time.

[m-jean03]

16. Any "MASH"slash by chance?

There is some good, SEXY stuff out there, unbelievably:P :P

[VelmaD]

19. I don't think so...

though I'm not completely sure...I have a lot of people who webhost through my site and I'm not sure what all they get up to. Mostly it's scifi stuff.

[Guy_Montag]

25. What's a slash story? n/t

[m-jean03]

27. Same sex coupling of characters from popular TV shows, usually

Like, a story which finally resolves all that unresolved sexual tension simmering between Hawkeye and Trapper/BJ -- or Klinger and Radar, for that matter!:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

13. Really bad poetry

I admit it...my poetry is self-indulgent and depressing and no one is EVER gonna see it but me.

[NewHampster]

14. Ok I'll bite

Where can I read Part One?

:evilgrin:

[WillParkinson]

15. Send me an E-mail. I'll send it to you.

Or you can view it at www.assgm.com (assuming you're a member). It's called "Chameleon".

It's a gay story in case you care.

[NewHampster]

17. Nope, but glad I asked eom

[LDS Jock]

18. Am I the only one with porn?

I share the computer with my sister (we are roommates) and I hid my porn pics. Stories or poetry she could read.

[Van Helsing]

20. Nope...I hide all my porn too.

Got lots of it. ;)

[LDS Jock]

22. thank you

I felt like the lone pervert!

[Endangered Specie]

43. Sigh... count me in too.

[Endangered Specie]

44. delete

[TrogL]

21. The abortive starts of various bits of writing

• Short stories
  
• two novels
  
• an opera
  
• an oratorio
  

[ohiosmith]

24. I see dead people.

[northzax]

26. the secret files that prove

I am batman!

or was that RimJob?

[SmileyBoy]

28. A few MS Paint drawings: A city map of Fargo and one of Bismarck.

The maps were meticulously drawn from scratch, with only paper city maps as reference.

I also have the seating chart/floorplan of a stadium I designed, and an MS Paint document of a new logo for the Winnipeg Jets (if they return in 2006) that I came up with.

[Padraig18]

29. Naked self-pics, and some X-rated fiction I've written.

:evilgrin:

[Cuban_Liberal]

34. You only THINK no one's ever seen them!

:evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

36. Beeeeeoooooo-eeeeeoooooo-eeeeeeooooooo.....

Watch out, he's a COP!!!:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

30. Lots of naked women pics

I am not really into porno flicks and all that, I just like collecting solo pics of full figured women in the nude. I revere them as works of art.

Actually,I really don't care if anyone else sees them,now that I think of it.

[Canuckistanian]

31. Anatomically altered pics of GOPisevil

Why?

[Donkeyboy75]

32. Pictures of puffin genitalia

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Thief! That was my collection!

[Donkeyboy75]

51. Yeah, I'd considering password-protecting your

computer, because I also sent love letters to Sting in your name.

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

56. And this would bother me, how?

Mmmm...Lovely Sting.
:evilgrin:

[bratcatinok]

33. A picture

taken by my ex-husband of me in stockings and garter. It's in a file that I've password protected since my son uses my computer when he comes to visit. Even though he's 27 I don't think he should be seeing a picture of his Mom dressed like I am!

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. My journal and an almost completed novel.

:hi:

[SarahB]

37. some old E-mails, my locked journal

Other than that, I'm about as dull as dull can be.

[Snoggera]

38. Pictures of french fries

and broccoli.

[kodi]

39. dust mites

and likely some damned dog hair on the circuitry

[Awsi Dooger]

40. Some homemade Excel spreadsheets

Dozens and dozens, mostly sports betting data and analysis, in the 5-29 MB range.

I need some of the workbooks for my job. They are shared, but the best stuff -- situational and statistical analysis -- rests in spreadsheets I keep to myself.

Also I have political spreadsheets designed to project voting tendencies by state -- presidential, gov and senate. I designed them to evaluate past results and adjust current political polls based on how previous polls tended to err in that state. I used to post threads regarding that theory on DU, but Jiacinto provided by far the most meaningful input so now it would seem pointless.

[huellewig]

41. some porn

I have a messy desktop.

[Hemprus]

45. Porn!

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[Endangered Specie]

46. I have a decent collection of fairly 'controversial' music.

[Sticky]

48. Controversial music?

Is that like the thread, "What's your favourite cursing song?" B-)

...what's controversial music?

[chenGOD]

49. Yeah what's controversial music?

Nazi marches?
Aryan punk?
Toby Keith?
John Cage?
Stockhausen?
Shostakovich (if you were a Russian living 20 years ago, then yes, i guess he would have been controversial)?


Don't need to know exactly what you have, but some examples might be nice.

[Endangered Specie]

54. Well, lets see...

http://www.skazka.no/anthems/

especially, this one, an english version:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-sovietunion-1943-en.mp3

[Sticky]

55. Nostalgia....

Heard that anthem a few times during hockey nights in canada.....back in the day when my big brothers controlled the tv set.

[Endangered Specie]

57. to each his own I guess.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

47. Not "no one else", just the RIAA and the IDSA. (nt)

[LynzM]

50. Hrm...

There are graphic pics of my daughter being born. I suppose I *might* share those if asked... other than that, nothing exciting, sorry...

[Arkana]

52. Four words

You don't wanna know.

:evilgrin:

Just kidding. Oh, about 400 music files (DLed) and Game Boy Advance ROM files. If anyone here is from the RIAA, I plead insanity.

[gold_bug]

53. passwords

are in an encryption valt. my DU password for example.