wickerwoman
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:39 AM
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Here's fun: Who can identify this movie |
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based solely on the description on the back of my Chinese DVD (It's a English language film that came out in the past 10 years.)
"The family problem that relate the Beth is a lot of, and not only look after five childrens, and more want to face to all day long loiter the connubiality of the alcohol and women's stupid husband, 10 8 years, at that time honeyed words, at that time hello is with the fist, beat to beat two sons of make a living, connecting to also can not stand, decide to leave the house to flee. Should be a The wish beats, a wish, live together peacefully, but because the husband's fox companion dog the friend infringe upon their daughter, and harm he suicide by hanging to die. The husband misses the friend Look for vulgar practice that enemy and kill off he, but regardless of to oneself family is four not repent, and the Beth decide to break the relation with him. This is the house of a song type ethics slice culture tendency for depiction for, passing a family coming reflecting a society."
:evilgrin:
I have dozens more if this is too easy.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:44 AM
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WHAT IN THE FUCK is THAT all about???????? Sheesh, you'd think if they're going to take our jobs, they can at least learn the fucking language!!! :evilgrin:
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:46 AM
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2. I know what it is. . . . |
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But I cheated, so I won't post it, let's see if someone else can nail it.
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:36 AM
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Tue Apr-27-04 11:45 AM
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18. Did a google search for the name Beth, 5 children and alcoholic husband :) |
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:48 AM
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3. Not a clue - guess I didn't see it. |
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Edited on Tue Apr-27-04 09:49 AM by smjoyner
Something about a woman named Beth with 5 children and an alcholic husband. That's about all I got.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:48 AM
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a New Zealand film about a Maori family torn by domestic violence.
Harrowing but excellent film.
By the way, that summary looks as if it was machine translated. Let that be a warning to anyone who thinks that using Babelfish can substitute for learning a foreign language or hiring a translator.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:51 AM
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I didn't remember that the woman was Beth or that she had 5 kids - I only remember 3 kids.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:54 AM
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7. There were two grade school age children |
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who mostly huddled in the corner and whimpered. The plot focused on the three older children, but there were five in all.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:56 AM
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9. Wow, you're good. You got it. |
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I especially love the "infringe upon their daughter bit" (of the translation, not the film.)
Let's see if I can find a tougher one...
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:20 AM
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14. Aw, damn! I thought it was the original transcript of Bush's |
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state of the union address.
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Tue Apr-27-04 02:19 PM
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21. I recall that Babelfish was responsible for Coca-Cola being |
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"bite the wax tadpole" or "wax-stuffed mare"
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:49 AM
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5. I'll PM you with my guess... |
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so as not to spoil it for anyone else.
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:59 AM
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What you see is * * * what you get?
Please help me out and fill in the blanks. Thanks :^)
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:17 AM
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Tue Apr-27-04 02:12 PM
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19. Cool..........Thanks for the info. eom |
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Tue Apr-27-04 09:55 AM
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8. can you post one from a really familiar film? |
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My family cracks up uncontrollably at "Engrish." Would love to send them one or two.
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:02 AM
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11. Give us more, bezdomny |
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Those are great. The funniest thing I ever read were Chinese instructions on how to play Cribbage, I wish I could find them.
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Lydia Leftcoast
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:15 AM
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12. Engrish is usually more coherent than that |
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movie summary, which has to be machine translation.
You can usually make some sort of sense out of a narrative written in Engrish: "In the day we worked all day in cotton fields and in the evening sang a song of blues. Happy birthday America." I saw that in Japan in 1977, probably left over from the Bicentennial.
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:21 AM
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15. Yeah like on my toilet seat cover it says... |
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"enjoy the soft and smooth..."
Ok it's Konglish, but same idea.
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wickerwoman
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Tue Apr-27-04 10:33 AM
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16. Hmm, my connection keeps going dead tonight. |
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DSL my ass.
I didn't buy a lot of the funniest ones. I'll pick up some more tomorrow.
On most of the DVDs they seem to just cut and paste from other DVDs (so the credits don't match the film.)
Here's the description from the back of the second season of Queer as Folk:
"An uproarious comedy about a group of people who come together from the Mayflower Dog Show. From various location around United States, each with a wildly different personalities and dogs to perfectly match him. The pressure is on as the competition begins, and hundred of people gather around anxious to watch."
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Tue Apr-27-04 04:48 PM
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24. That's the description of Best In Show |
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not Queer as Folk. There are some queer folk in best in show, but that's definitely the wrong cover on that DVD.
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Tue Apr-27-04 02:18 PM
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20. send scans of the jacket descriptions to |
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Tue Apr-27-04 02:29 PM
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22. How are you gentlemen? |
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All your base are belong to us.
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Tue Apr-27-04 02:30 PM
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23. Somebody set up us the bomb! |
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All you base are belong to us!
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