The Please-Kick-Me-Hard of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Wait. We can't leave Mr. Bunny. You guys just don't understand him cause he's invisible! Same with Billy the Giraffe. He's shy too. But if you knew him like I do . . . well, you'd never never never leave him behind. See?"

[Tom_Foolery]

1. I bent over to kiss Cheney's ass...

where'd he go?

[AverageJoe]

2. I'm ready for you, Dick---

bring it on!

[fryguy]

3. no caption...but...

brown shoes with grey slacks and a blue blazer? Get this guy a visit from the Fab Five!

[DemOverseas]

7. Brown shoes

The brown color shoes with dark slacks is very Italian. But those snow tread soles are way over the top.

[cosmicdot]

4. please, sir, may I have another

OMG, he has mud splatter on his shoe soles

[eileen from OH]

5. "Why do you need all these batteries, Laura?"

eileen from OH

[rock]

6. I got my head out, but I can't stand up

[LionInWinter]

8. W - "Ok, so Santorum says you hold em like this and ..."

Secret Service - "Please sir, do that in the vehicle"

[BringEmOn]

9. "OK, Barney, you know the drill."

As the nurse with the syringe would say "you're going to feel a little prick."

[Endangered Specie]

10. lady in the back: "Ummm Mr Pres, what the blue fuck are you doing...

with that dog?!!"

[VOX]

11. "Damn, I've got some major-league trapped gas!"

"Uncle Dick says to pass it, I should stoop over like this, but it's been 25 minutes now and all I have is this weird head-rush to show for it."