What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Whitacre D_WI]

[dolo amber]

1. I'd pick a scab

But only if I could put it on top. :D

[Commendatori]

2. I'm allergic to chocolate, so I wouldn't do anything for one (n/t)

[Fenris]

3. I'd listen to Billy Joel and drink Sutter Home...

But I don't know about the Olive Garden. That seems excessive.;)

[sniffa]

4. i'd kiLL for a kLondike

pLeeeaaassseee Let me kiLL for it.

[Tom_Foolery]

5. Shave My Head...

Oops! I'm already bald. Never mind.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. I'd clone dikes.

Dikes meaning stone walls of course. That's what I'd do.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Would you put your finger in the hole and save Amsterdam?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. That sounds like the sort of heroic act a terminally lazy guy could manage

Sure, so long as I get a deckchair to sit in while I'm doing the heroics.

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. You can enjoy your Klondike Bar while relaxing in the deck chair.

Just about the closest thing to Nirvana, my good man.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. While smokin' a bowl, dude.

It is Amsterdam, after all.

[terrya]

7. I'd vomit all over Ann Coulter for a Klondike bar. eom

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Hell, Terry, I'd do that for free!

[terrya]

10. I know, but the immense satisfaction AND a Klondike bar is too good...

to pass up!

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. True enough!

:toast:

[Canuckistanian]

16. Too easy, too easy.

I do that automatically with no reward anyway.

[Canuckistanian]

15. Already done #1

Where's my bar?

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Here you go!

[Canuckistanian]

20. Thanks!

I'll leave it on the dash of my car until I'm ready to eat it.

[Lizz612]

18. What a coincidence!

I was walking back from lunch and a friend comes up and asks my friend "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And my friend shoots back "Your mother!"

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. How do you know it wasn't me?

How do you know I've not been leading a secret double life?

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!