Funniest thing to follow "You selected:" after you vote on a poll?

[Bossy Monkey]

This came up when I ran my "Most important figure of the 20th Century?" poll and FDRrocks pointed out the incongruity of seeing "You selected: Hitler" on the computer screen.

Most of the following come from a past thread on funniest words. Obviously I could have filled all 10 slots with terrible things happening to Bush and his neocon puppetmasters but I think the first one covers the possibilities nicely.

Register "Other" or "Robb is a dingbat" votes by replying. Heck, you can see those after "You selected:" a dozen times a day.

Edit: left out a word

[TN al]

1. I selected handcuffs...

... I really wanted to select Mike Hunt but I thought the handcuffs were more impoortant than the sexual innuendo.

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Yeah, I figure it'll be a landslide (if more than 3 people ever vote) n/t

[TN al]

5. Up to 5 now...

...aside: I would have let that go without comment but I am trying to get to 300 today. Newyawker missed my 200 milestone so I have to get her attention at 300.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. We can have a furious argument about it if you need help getting to 300

I never mind folks kicking my threads.:D

[TN al]

7. Love to

[Bossy Monkey]

8. WHAT DO YOU NEED WITH 300 POSTS!? (heh!)

Ok, probably time to let this go. It's pretty obvious that I botched the original subject line; funny idea though.

Good luck on getting 300!:)

[Donkeyboy75]

3. Paging ZombyWoof and m-jean03, yak thread here!

[m-jean03]

9. What???

Where?? Huh? edit: Oh, I see it!

[djeseru]

4. I have a dream...

...and I want to see it actually come true. So I went with the handcuffs.

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. You selected sex with Fenris.

[Bossy Monkey]

14. No reflection on Fenris, but one each for Johnny Depp & Janeane Garofalo

would probably go over better. Though the original post subject line would have to be "best" rather than "funniest" (which might have been an idea anyway, considering the Bush one)

[DS1]

11. Every hundredth vote, have it say George W. Bush

[NMDemDist2]

12. ROFL kick

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Well it would certainly get folks' attention!

Maybe admins would go for this (I mean with some kind of message, eg "if you aren't working every day to see Kerry elected." Naaaaaah, guess not)

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Every thread should get to live 24 hours, even ones where I botched the

subject line. :P