The graffiti thread. Post your favorites. I saw this on a WR wall

[ohiosmith]

at UCLA in 1971: "My mother made me a homosexual." under it was written: "If I give her the wool, will she make me one?"

[southpaw]

1. Those who write on bathroom walls

Roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read what has been writ
Eat those little balls of shit.

[tinnyguy1777]

11. Those who read these words of wit-

yadda yadda balls of shit------

[southpaw]

12. Different interpretation on the wall of the AL/GA rest stop

on I-20, I guess...

But the phrase "yadda yadda balls of shit-----" made me spray diet pepsi on my monitor! Struck me as incredibly funny!

[Southpaw Bookworm]

2. On a ramp in Washington, PA

For the longest time spraypainted as you went around this huge fricking banked curve was something to the effect of "Have you ever wanted to have sex on a motorcycle at 75 mph and . . .then. . .just . . .stop.

I always thought it was a little wacked out, but it brings back fond memories of middle school field trips to Pittsburgh.

[Lizz612]

3. "Deny the Bush coup!"

On a self storage garage door in Madison WI in late early 2001.

[CO Liberal]

4. "In Case Of Nuclear Attack, Hide Under the Urinal - No One Ever Hits It"

Seen in a bar in Madison, NJ in the Late '70. The bar was near Drew University, and drew a large college crowd.

[ohiosmith]

9. Urinal graffiti is a hoot. After 45 years I still remember the following

written above the urinal at Smith's roller rink in Columbus, Ohio:
"all pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure, taxi in close"

[ohiosmith]

16. More urinal graffiti: "Please don't eat the big mints"

[CO Liberal]

5. "The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, If It's OK With Everyone Else"

Seen at that same bar in Madison, NJ. Did I mention that Drew University has a divinity school????

[underpants]

6. The ultimate (WARNING!) and I don't even know what it means exactly

Lick
My
F**K

[roguevalley]

7. you win, underpants. LOL! I once say my brother's name and number

on the wall of a bathroom at JC Penneys. :-D

For a good time call **** ****** at ***-****.

I still laugh.

[skypilot]

8. Amusing and poignant grafitti I saw...

...in the mens'room of a bar here in Philly:

ALL THE WOMEN LEFT AT ONCE.

[JVS]

10. From Augsburg Germany

Ich sitze wie der Fuehrer hier
Die braune Masse unter mir

Translation: Here I sit like the Fuehrer, the brown mass beneath me.

Nice pun equating nazis with shit

[Mr. McD]

13. In a bar restroom

If you drink drive don't park.
Accidents cause people.

[Xandor]

14. A famous one in DC...

...on a railroad bridge that goes over the Capital Beltway, in HUGE letters:

SURRENDER DOROTHY

As you're driving the Beltway, beyond the bridge looms the DC-area Mormon Temple, looking quite like the towers of the Emerald City.

It was there for years -- a beloved landmark (the graffito, not the temple). Sadly, it was removed a few years ago.

[DancingBear]

15. In the late 60's, the only place you could "get" condoms

were out of machines in the bathrooms at truck stops.

Underneath said machines, we would write:

"Don't buy this gum! It tastes like rubber."

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

17. UofK College of Architecture....on the old wood toilet stall..

...next to "The Dean is Gay" (with the tale of the y turned into a heart)....

...."An Architect Without History is like a Day Without Sunshine".