...tarpon fishing in the St. Lawrence. In January.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylc=X3oDMTBqczkwNTM4BF9TAzk1ODYxODgzBHNlYwNlY2w-?slug=dw-canadianclubs&prov=yhoo&type=lgnsEdit: Software puts a space before the semicolon in the above URL; take it out. Why does it do that?
Bettman's reign of incompetence, marked by blind expansion into non-traditional, Sun Belt markets, has seen revenue disparity widen to such unhealthy levels that the league is facing a lockout that could kill next season. That would send Canadian fans into a complete funk – a long, cold winter without their national pastime.Ed.: That means the Cup now faces the dread prospect of spending
two full years in front of the guard shack at some retirement community. Go, uh, Philly, I guess!
"The fans look at it as the NHL chased big bucks in the United States and gave up on us," said Sara Buchan, who covers the Maple Leafs for Toronto radio station The Fan 590. "We're not big enough; our suits aren't expensive enough.
"The NHL thought they could jam square pegs into the round holes of markets that are not hockey interested," she continued. "Now they are paying the repercussions."
Under Bettman, out went franchises in hockey-crazed Quebec City (the Nordiques became the Colorado Avalanche and won the Stanley Cup in their first season in Denver) and Winnipeg (the current Phoenix Coyotes). In came mid-market, often Southern U.S. towns where ice previously was considered best-suited for chilling sweet tea. As spending on players has skyrocketed, Canadian teams hampered by small markets and a weak dollar have floundered.Should it come down to a slushy-ice Tampa Bay/San Jose final, we'll go with the Sharks, 'cause a) they seem be on TV every week out here, and b) lo and behold! They've developed a homegrown (well, up in SF)hockey snob!
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fool/By now, you've heard your Raiders buddy (the same one who thinks Warren Sapp will actually help the team) say something about "Bob" Marleau. Your girlfriend likes "Mark" Ricci's hair. Your granny wonders why they call the San Jose goalie "Scabby" and your aunt's 5-year-old kid is suddenly making train noises because of that "ChooChoo" guy....
Serious hockey fans are rolling their eyes at recent media coverage, knowing that their team was mostly ignored at the start of the season and throughout a terrific, unexpected run to the division title.
They cringe when the slick-haired TV sports anchor leans over to the giggly blonde anchorwoman and belts out: "Welllllll, a hot goalie can take you a long way in the Stanley Cup playoffs and Spunkella -- our Sharkies have that in one Yevjenny, NAB-o-Koff!"...
It's only gonna get worse. Go ahead and jump on the Sharks bandwagon. But don't be surprised if someone who knows a two-line pass from a wrister wants to smack you across the shins with his stick.Could've come straight out of the Boston Herald. So I guess it IS possible for a (marginal) Sunbelt town to "get" hockey, after all.