Pledge your allegiance to the CAPTION

[underpants]

[markus]

1. Mein Fuhrer!

I can walk!

[MichaelUK]

2. Repeat after me:

I pledge alligiance to the horned father, the cloven footed being, the diabolic symbol of power....

And now, with out further ado, wearing very very black trunks, here he is, the King of all that is Evil, George "Doubleya" Bush!!

[markus]

4. I pledge allegiance

to the flag of the United Snakes of a merry cow.
And to the Republicans for which they scam.
One nacho, underpants,
with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

-- Groenig (from an old Life in Hell I cut out of the DC City Paper in the late '80s, and still have in a frame. I had it up on the fridge for a long time after I rediscovered I had it, and my nine year old son can also recite it from memory. I tried to get my daughter to bring it in when she was asked to bring an example of an editorial cartoon, but she chickened out. It's hard to be 12 in a right wing looney bin like North Dakota and have librul parents).

[sniffa]

3. raise the roof

[Direckshun]

5. "How To Bitch Slap"

"With the right hand extended upwards in the air, begin a swooping motion downwards with the palm open like this."

[Endangered Specie]

6. If hes, taking an oath... it be the only bible in the room

[Richardo]

7. "Allow me to introduce the new Iraqi flag, Phase II..."

We'll unveil this one in 2006.

[BringEmOn]

8. "Raise you hand if you know who's really calling the shots...

I'll give you a clue..."

[BringEmOn]

9. Who ordered the roast pork sandwich?

[underpants]

10. Oh Jesus that is funny

er uh maybe I should put that another way.... :think:

[cosmicdot]

11. high five anyone? can I get an oy vey?

[skip fox]

12. After a spicy breakfast, W. has fallen asleep in the Oval and is dreaming

that Powell is saying, "And I told him precisely what would happen in Iraq and all the little geek would do was to make faces at me and say 'Take it to Dick or Rummy if you're such a smarty pants, ha!,' and I told him the future credibility and power of this nation was at stake, and he turned around and showed me his rump and farted, and I told him he was making the gravest mistake of a civilized leader in modern history, and he just said, 'History used to bore me. . . . Still does,' as he stuck out his tongue and made blubbering noises. And so I thought I'd come here today and make a clean breast of things."

W. wakes in cold sweat, shivering and burning at the same time. After he catches his breath, he says softly and to himself, "At least he didn't mention the sanitary napkins I keep in the fridge."