Would you do business with The Giant Tool Company?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

OK, I'm compiling a database for work, and am bored. So there you go.

[eyesroll]

1. There is a company that advertises in one of our magazines...

called "Big Ass Fans." Their mascot is a donkey.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Apparently Giant Tool Company are in the Oil business

and have no sense of irony.
I'd totally shop at Big Ass Fans.

[LincolnMcGrath]

9. William Perry "Fridge"

Is in their ads as well.

[terrya]

2. I'd have to alert myself if I replied to this. eom

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Now, you wouldn't be suggesting this is innuendo, would you Terry?

I have absolutely not a clue what you could possibly mean.
:evilgrin:

[terrya]

11. Innuendo, double entendre. Call it what you will. SLB.

I only know that only ONE thing came to mind when I saw this.

:evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

3. I prefer the It's Not the Size of the Wave but the Motion of the Ocean

Tool Company. The GTC never delivers on their promises.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. LOL! I always use the Pecker Pressure Drill Corp.

(they actually exist, believe it or not)

[Donkeyboy75]

8. How did you find that out?

Could you imagine being an administrative assistant there? I'd laugh EVERY time I answered the phone.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Pecker Pressure! Pecker Pressure!

[Birthmark]

4. Mrs. Birthmark says she would.