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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:04 PM
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I am the Universal Stud!!! and I can prove it.
Over the weekend I was attempting to hang an new medicine cabinet.

( I also have a lot of metal in my pelvis)

So I break out the electronic stud finder. I get the idea to see if I can pick up the metal in my hip using the stud finder. I wave it over my crotch and it goes beep beep beep. I do it again and it goes beep beep beep. My wife is greatful..

Just call me Mr. Stud

DDQM
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:06 PM
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1. I'm looking for a good laser stud finder ...
Edited on Wed Apr-28-04 12:08 PM by meegbear
Wanna use the finder to locate a stud then use the laser to find out if it's straight.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:06 PM
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2. You won't mind it if i drive nails into you then?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:45 PM
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3. Whole new meaning to "getting nailed"
:bounce::evilgrin:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:50 PM
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4. We bask in the awesome radiance of your universal studliness...
Well done, Demman! This is such a classic guy-thing to do -- hmm, I think I'll point the stud-finder at the pins in my hip -- my compliments on a strange job well done.

Here's to you -- :toast:
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