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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:26 PM
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Joke of the day.
A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.

The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."
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sundancekid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:38 PM
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1. thanks for the giggle
... though I had actually heard it before, it came just in time for me today ... also, BTW, let's keep these kinds of medical "advances" to some kind of minimum (LOL) ... again, thanks
:grouphug:
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