The "posts with an outrageous subject" thread

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Me first. See post #1.

Be sure to read the entire posts before you hit "Alert"!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. YOU'RE A DIRTY HOMO

SAPIENS if you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet.

[Padraig18]

34. Deleted message

Note from Moderators: Just because we can. :P

[Shrek]

2. LIBERALS SUCK

the life out of conservatives who try to debate policy!

[Name removed]

3. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[IronLionZion]

83. awesome! what did this person say?

[IronLionZion]

84. I FUCKING LOATHE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND

haters. I despise anyone who hates DU.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. I Jerked Off Today

The mosquitoes were biting like crazy, so I took a can off Off insect repellant, shook it vigourously as the directions indicated, and sprayed it on my arms & legs.

[boxster]

5. ANN COULTER IS A GOD

damn freak!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. I LOVE TO TOUCH CHILDREN

's hearts with my wisdom and teaching.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. HA! I was wondering when YOU would show up!

In a manifestation of synchronicity, I PM'd you this exact minute!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Hey! Stop manifesting your synchronicity in my mailbox.

It's beginning to stink in there.
:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Hm, must be because I ate a lot of cabbage yesterday.

This is true, BTW.

[regularguy]

8. I LOVE DRUGS

tore cowboy. Excellent flick.

[Az]

10. You all can f

ind me here on a regular basis.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. I HAVE HEARTLESSLY KILLED SEVERAL PEOPLE

's threads recently. For that, I am truly sorry.

[Richardo]

12. I'M GETTING DIVORCED...

...headache trying to type vith a Churman accent.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. I'M PROUD TO BE THE SON OF A REPUBLICAN

My father was against Franco, and although he was forcibly recruited by the fascists in the Spanish Civil War (as a pharmacist and a nurse), he never ceased believing the Franco people were human trash, and the Republic was the best regime Spain ever had.

No kidding.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I TOO AM A PROUD REPUBLICAN

I want rid of the current monarchy and to replace it with a republic.
(your dad gets my serious respect btw)

[Name removed]

15. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Kick for freedom!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. FRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

</mel>

[RoadRunner]

18. LOOK - I'm a REAL Freeper

killing DU moderator, they don't stand a chance!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. OLIVER NORTH IS A HERO

ine trafficker and terrorists' accomplice, why isn't he in the slammer?

Wait a sec, was it heroine or some other drug in that scandal?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. WOMEN THINK LESS

discrimination is good, and they're right.

(Wow, now BOTH the subject and the body are offensive when separated!)

[Donkeyboy75]

21. I bow to you.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. I AM THE GREATEST

smartarse to grace the DU Lounge. :evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

24. I WORSHIP GEORGE

Washington Carver. How the hell did he find so many uses for peanuts?

[Canuckistanian]

23. BUSH IS THE GREATEST

mistake the people of America ever made.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. BRITNEY SPEARS SINGS WELL

-known songs and thoroughly RUINS them! Aaaaaaargh!

Edit: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joanjettandtheblackhearts2.shtml

[Donkeyboy75]

26. I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH COCK

tails at my neighboorhood bar after work.

[m-jean03]

31. bravo!

}( :D

[Endangered Specie]

82. I'm giving her all I got...

these engines cant take anymore Captian!.

[Donkeyboy75]

120. excellent! n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. LIBERALHISTORIAN AND NIGHTTRAIN SHOULD NOT MEET

their maker before consumating their romance!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1062806

[liberalhistorian]

39. WHEW!

LOL, you really had me going there for a minute!!!! This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen on DU, btw, keep it up, guys and gals!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. THE MINIMUM WAGE IS TOO HIGH

ly devalued. Especially in large cities where you pay an arm and a leg for rent.

[m-jean03]

29. I WANT TO HAVE SEX

tuplets someday.

[Donkeyboy75]

47. Good God!

Are you a Mormon? Trying to get it all over with in one fell swoop, eh?

[m-jean03]

91. dupe

[m-jean03]

92. ADMIT IT , YOU WANT ME TO HAVE SEX

tuplets with you, don't you???

[Donkeyboy75]

122. NOT REALLY. JUDGING FROM YOUR WRINKLY, STINKY BEAVER

skin pelts, I don't think you'd be a good mother.

[m-jean03]

151. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOOD BEAVER

skin pelts? My great-grandfather hunted those animals, they are valuable family heirlooms.

[Donkeyboy75]

166. WELL, I GET A MESSY MOUTH FROM EATING BEAVER

-free products all the time. But I do know a lot about pelts. I'm glad to hear your ancestors were such prodigious hunters. Maybe you should take better care of the family heirlooms.

[Endangered Specie]

156. Ill give you sex

tuplets, if ya want em!

[m-jean03]

30. NEED TO GET SOME VAGINA

L yeast creams, which brands do you recommend?

[Donkeyboy75]

48. TMI, mon amie!

[m-jean03]

90. DONKEYBOY IS AN EXPERT ON VAGINA

L yeast cremes, Ask Him Anything!!! :D

[m-jean03]

32. JOHN KERRY IS REALLY BAD

for the Republican agenda

[m-jean03]

33. WE'RE MORE CIVILIZED THAN THOSE HOMO

habilus folks were.:)

[m-jean03]

35. Post pictures of your PUSSY

-cat here :P

[m-jean03]

36. YOU PEOPLE ARE A THREAT TO THIS VERY NATION

's right-wing power structure. Congratulations!:toast:

[JohnLocke]

37. RALPH NADER IS GREAT-

-ly overratted and an election-spoiler.

[JohnLocke]

38. I WORSHIP W

-m. Rivers Pitt.

[Guy Fawkes]

40. I love to eat shit

-ake mushrooms! (actualy, there are 2 spellings: shiitake and shitake...) www.m-w.com

[m-jean03]

41. Welcome to DU, YOU LITTLE SHIT

TAKE eater, you! I actually love them as well! :) :hi:

[m-jean03]

42. I WANT TO SEE MORE WAR

REN Beatty movies on TMC! He was SOOOOO cute!!;-)

[Donkeyboy75]

46. Was he in any musicals?

:puke:

[DrWeird]

43. I had to smack my dirty bitch today

that dumb dog got mud all over the new carpet.

[m-jean03]

44. Je me suis DOUCHé aujour d'hui

Ha! DOUCHER! c'est français pour "to shower"!

[VOX]

45. I AM SO INCREDIBLY HUNG

up on my terrific wife! :loveya:

[TOhioLiberal]

49. I just got off..

...work! :) ;) (actually I'm unemployed :()

[Endangered Specie]

159. You just got laid...

off! lol

[SarahB]

50. LICK THIS....

envelope please? I just did the bills tonight. :7

[m-jean03]

218. ONLY IF you'll taste MY HOT MUFF

in. I just baked them and I need to know if they are any good ! :)

[aQuArius]

51. I LOVE TO SUCK COCK

tails down as fast as possible on Friday night... :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. SATAN IS JUST THE BEST

representation of pure evil we could have in our religious mythology.

[m-jean03]

209. HIS POWER IS SO GREAT THAT I MUST IMMEDIATELY MAKE THE SACRIFICE

...of sex, money and all my worldly desires.

Yes, I am becoming a nun so that I can devote my life to fighting his Evil influence in the world.

[Misunderestimator]

53. GEORGE BUSH AND GLORIA STEINAM HAD SEX

ton's books... which one do you think read them?


...Edited to correct my horrendous typo

[m-jean03]

211. SHE IS SURE A PRETTY BITCH

in' lady, that Gloria Steinam. Anne Sexton rocks, too!! I love the voices of the early feminist movement -- I'm so grateful for what those women did.:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

54. MY P@NIS IS HARD

ly something to laugh at - be nice to me! I'm sensitive!

[dudeness]

55. KISS MY ASS

croft is great contributor here at DU

[Whitacre D_WI]

56. I DO NOT HAVE A COCK.

Both of my parrots are hens.

[m-jean03]

222. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE LADIES?

Are your hens just for show, or do you train them to speak?

[Whitacre D_WI]

57. ONE THING THAT HAS TRULY OUTLIVED ITS USEFULNESS IS SEX

tants. We have far superior navigational devices these days.

[m-jean03]

221. MAYBE, BUT I DOUBT YOU'D LAST LONG WITHOUT SOMEONE BLOWING

the fog horn if you were lost at sea in bad weather.

[Whitacre D_WI]

58. WOMEN ARE STUPID

ly payed less than men for doing the same work.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

59. A LOT OF MEN, ALL THEY DO ALL DAY IS PLAY WITH THEIR COCK

leshell collection. Particularly in coastal areas, where shellfish are rife.

[Whitacre D_WI]

60. I REALLY LOVE A THICK COCK

ney accent.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

61. I'M TERRIFIED I'LL WAKE UP ONE DAY FACING A BIG SHINY COCK

ed shotgun. That's the state of our world these days.

[Whitacre D_WI]

62. I WOULD LIKE TO FILL MY MOUTH WITH BYRON'S COCK

erel. I hear he really roasts a mean chicken.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

63. I'VE HEARD THAT WHITACRE REALLY LIKES CRUSTY OLD DICK

Clark. That seems a little strange to me, but it takes all sorts, I guess.

[Whitacre D_WI]

64. SCREAMING LORD BYRON IS QUEER

ly good at this game.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

65. I ONCE SAW WHITACRE WEARING A SHIRT COVERED IN SPERM

Whales. It's nice to see people taking an interest in the marine environment.

[Whitacre D_WI]

66. I FUCKING HATE THAT RACIST FREEPER FUCKER, BYRON

de la Beckwith. He was really a piece of shit.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

67. WHITACRE IS JUST SUCH A HUGE NAZI

Hater it makes me proud.

[Whitacre D_WI]

72. I WISH WE COULD WIPE OUT THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE

's reputation as cheapskates. I mean, really, haven't we evolved beyond such idiotic prejudices?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

73. I WOULD LOVE TO KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

's prejudices on that very subject.

[Whitacre D_WI]

74. I FUCKING HATE THE PIXIES

' lack of appreciation in their own time.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

75. THAT FRANK BLACK IS SUCK A BIG FAT FUCK

ing genius. Why isn't he our God.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

68. I SHOT MY FAMILY

with a conventional camera, because I still don't have a digital one.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

70. I LOVE TO GIVE WOMEN A REALLY GOOD SLAP

stick collection. I think they would appreciate Buster Keaton's comedy.

[m-jean03]

213. I LOVE TO SEE GUYS HITTING, SLAPPING, AND GENERALLY BEATING

each other up -- in other words, The Three Stooges rock! They are simply hilarious.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

69. BY THE WAY, I JUST MADE A 69

th post to this thread.

[Whitacre D_WI]

71. I FUCKING HATE BRAZIL

nuts. I don't know why, they are just not my favorite nuts.

[m-jean03]

157. BUT DO YOU LIKE HOT GREASY NUTS

fresh out of the street vendor's roaster?

[Donkeyboy75]

195. I DO. I LIKE TO SMEAR HOT GREASY NUTS ALL OVER MY CHEST AND FACE

the oils are great for the complexion.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

76. I DON'T LIKE TO BE WITH BLACKS

I suck at chess, and playing with the blacks I suck even more. Playing with the whites I at least have a whiff of a fighting chance.

[Whitacre D_WI]

77. I WOULD LIKE TO PENETRATE BOB NEWHART'S BUTT

toned-down mind. Such things could I learn!

[Quahog]

88. ROTFLOL!!

This one's my favorite!

[Whitacre D_WI]

78. MINORITIES ARE GROSS

ly mistreated by our society.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

79. SOLDIERS SHOULD SELL THEIR BODY

armor back to the Army. It sucks having to pay for it.

[Endangered Specie]

80. I just got eatin out...

...of house and home

[Endangered Specie]

81. I love cute little pussy...

cats.

[Quahog]

85. I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU ALL THE SIZE OF MY COCK

ER SPANIEL, HE IS SO OVERWEIGHT!

[Quahog]

86. I HAD SEX WITH AN ANIMAL

CRACKER JUNKIE... SHE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE THINGS.

[m-jean03]

93. AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT IS REALLY QUITE HARD

for older dogs to lose weight, you should really start him on a diet ASAP.

[Quahog]

87. I BLEW COKE

RIGHT OUT OF MY NOSE READING THIS THREAD! That'll teach me to drink soda while surfing the DU Lounge!

[sus]

89. Why are people always picking on Hitler???

What's THAT about?

[Insider]

94. dr. perky all over the keyboard

we have a winner ROFL

[sus]

111. Note from Moderators: Is sus brilliant or WHAT?? That girl ROCKS! Go SUS!!

[Donkeyboy75]

127. delete

[Whitacre D_WI]

95. YOU ARE ALL MAKING ME HARD

of hearing, what with all the shouting going on.

[Insider]

96. NO PLANE HIT THE PENTAGON

film at eleven

[Whitacre D_WI]

97. (PIC) MY PEN IS

very pretty:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

98. I LET PEOPLE STICK ALL MANNERS OF THINGS UP MY ARSE

nal FC Football shirt. I get bored, y'know.

[Whitacre D_WI]

99. I STUCK MY ENTIRE ARM UP SCREAMING LORD BYRON'S ARSE

nal football shirt. I was giving him a "titty twister."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

100. YEAH, LAST THING I FOUND IN THERE WAS YOUR DICK

ies CD. I must admit I enjoy their version of The Banana Splits Theme.

[Whitacre D_WI]

102. BYRON IS A LYING FUCK! I DO NOT HAVE A DICK

ies CD.

Come on, man, gimme a little credit!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

104. HEY! I SAW IT WHEN I WAS GIVING YOUR MOTHER A GOOD HARD SHAG

pile carpet for her utility room.

[Whitacre D_WI]

105. I SAW YOUR BOSTON 8-TRACK WHEN I WAS FUCKING YOUR MUM'S ARSE

nal jersey up. After all, we MU fans bloody well hate Arsenal.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

107. AND THEN THERE'S YOUR DAD HE KEEPS BLOWING OFF A MAN

United Shirt. Maybe he should get it dry cleaned?

[Whitacre D_WI]

109. YOUR DAD LIKES TO EAT MY BUTT

erfinger bars.

What's up with that?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

112. YOUR MOM ASKED ME TO STICK IT IN HER SNATCH

DVD Case. Why would she put a Stephen King Miniseries in there?

[IronLionZion]

117. YOU AND WHITACRE NEED TO PROFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE

for DU. :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

118. SORRY, WE'RE TOO BUSY HAVING SEX

tants made to our exact specifications.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

123. ALL DAY, EVERYDAY, ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT DICK

ens. I just love Victorian Literature.

[IronLionZion]

125. I BET YOU TWO HAVE GREAT ANAL

yses of the issues. That's important you know.

[Whitacre D_WI]

126. NO, BUT BYRON GIVES GREAT ORAL

histories. Quite a storyteller, he.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

130. AND, YOU, MY DEAR FELLOW, YOU GIVE GREAT HEAD

strong opinions. I'm very grateful.

[Whitacre D_WI]

134. I LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR BUM

-wine.

I mean, seriously, Mad Dog just doesn't compare to the primo stuff you get.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

135. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD SHAG LAST NIGHT

Where do you get your tobacco?

[m-jean03]

144. CAN A THIRD PARTY GET IN ON THE ACTION

in Parliament? I really don't know much about British politics.:shrug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

146. LIBERALS ARE A BUNCH OF PANTY-WAIST WANNA-BE CONSERVATIVES

In Parliament. That's why Labour became the real opposition.

Of course, Tony Blair fucked THAT all up....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

148. I LOVE TO WATCH A GIRL TAKE HER PANTIES DOWN

to the cleaners to get them professionally laundered. It's important to have clean underthings.

[m-jean03]

172. I WOULD LIKE TO WASH YOUR ASS

ortment of briefs and boxers, too, they're really smelling ripe

[Streetdoc270]

101. Take your pants down

to the cleaners to be hemmed.

[Streetdoc270]

103. Can I do your ass

trological chart?

[Whitacre D_WI]

106. WHO HERE WANTS TO FUCK ME

out of some money?

I am very gullible.

[Donkeyboy75]

110. I WOULD. I MEAN, I ALREADY BLEW

the money I had on cheap cologne.

[Donkeyboy75]

113. I JUST CAN'T STOP PAYING FOR SEX

tants. I'm a big navigation buff.

edit: Shit. Meant to reply to original post.

[m-jean03]

137. I JUST LOVE A GOOD, SATISFYING JOHN

Lee Hooker album on a mellow afternoon

[Whitacre D_WI]

145. MAY I SUGGEST A LONG SCREW?

They are great for hanging stuff on your wall!

[m-jean03]

152. I PREFER THEM SHORT AND STRONG

-- they are easier to screw into the wall, the long ones are just too much hassle, really, and the short ones work just as well.

[Endangered Specie]

163. Want me to drive my nail

into your wall.. Theyre much better than screws.

[m-jean03]

167. YOUR NAIL GOES IN TOO ROUGH

It is really better to use screws for drywall.

[Endangered Specie]

171. My nail will do you

well with your drywall, I hadnt had any problems.

[m-jean03]

178. IF YOUR NAIL GETS WITHIN 50 FEET OF MY

drywall, I am going after you with my screwdriver, Kapeesh??

[Endangered Specie]

199. Hey, give me your best screw

driver assault and Ill sue you in court.

[Donkeyboy75]

108. WHY DO YOU ASK IF I LIKE DOGS? I JUST ENTERED THE REAR OF A LAB

oratory because the front door was locked.

[sus]

114. JOHN KERRY KICKED MY DOG!

Note from Moderators: it's true. we were there. it was horrific.

p.s. can someone bring us some food? we haven't eaten in months.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

115. HOWARD DEAN BLEW MY DOG

matic view of Democratic politics to smithereens. Thank you Governor Dean.

[Endangered Specie]

164. KUCINICH knocked up my dog

matic relatives views and converted them to become liberals.

[sus]

116. My name is Mussolini and I approve this message.

GO RED SOCKS!

[IronLionZion]

119. DEMOCRATS ARE A BUNCH OF FLAMING

liberals. Except for the centrist DLC ones.

[IronLionZion]

121. I FUCKING LOATHE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND

haters. I despise anyone who hates DU.

[Whitacre D_WI]

124. NOBODY LIKES A HOMO

geneous life. We want variety!

[m-jean03]

139. HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG

ly persecuted by the religious right. It is a perfectly natural expression of love and affection.

[phillybri]

128. HITLERY CLINTON IS A DIRTY COMMUNIST NAZI DYKE

n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

129. I WAXED SCREAMING LORD BYRON'S MOTHER'S BOX

ster yesterday. She paid me $15!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

131. SHE'S SUCH A CHEAP HO

useowner. I would've paid you $20!

[Donkeyboy75]

141. WHICH IS SURPRISING, SINCE SHE SO JOYFULLY BLEW

all of that dough on a Porsche.

[m-jean03]

203. HEY, DOESN'T YOUR MOM PUT OUT FREE

candy for the kids on Halloween, and if so do you think she'd mind if I stopped by and took some? I really have a sweet tooth sometimes!

[IronLionZion]

132. I WANT TO DO HILLARY CLINTON

's speeches for her. She's a busy woman being Senator and all.

[m-jean03]

138. ONLY LADIES GET TO DO HER

speeches, because she prefers the female perspective.

[Whitacre D_WI]

133. GEORGE W. BUSH IS A GOD

less, treasonous, sack of shit.

[m-jean03]

136. AND I'M SO GLAD WE'RE HAVING THIS WAR

m weather now, it helps keep me from getting too depressed about the asshole motherfucker

[Donkeyboy75]

140. I'M PRACTICALLY ADDICTED TO ANAL

gesics. They really are good are relieving my pain.

[m-jean03]

142. I REALLY PREFER YOU TO COME IN MY BACK DOOR

Because the paint is still wet on the front porch

[Donkeyboy75]

143. SORRY. YOUR FRONT IS WET BECAUSE I SHOT MY LOAD

of water balloons at your roommate. I think the paint was dry ;)

[m-jean03]

147. You jerk, YOU GOT MY ROOMMATE WET??

She's gonna be pissed.

[Donkeyboy75]

150. I HAD TO! SHE GOT HOT WHEN SHE PUT MY DING-DONG IN HER MOUTH

I think she's allergic to chocolate!

:)

[m-jean03]

155. YES, SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO EAT HER

shey's bars, but I can't do it when she's around because she wants them so bad, and I don't want her to end up eating some & getting sick.

[Donkeyboy75]

187. MAYBE WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER. I LOVE TO EAT HER

metically sealed dried fruits.

[m-jean03]

189. YES, WE USUALLY LOVE THIRD PARTY PARTICIPATION

in the political process, but we both agree Nader should sit this one out.

[Donkeyboy75]

193. WELL, I WON'T JUST PARTICIPATE, AS I LIKE TO DOMINATE

political discussions with my encyclopedic knowledge.

[Whitacre D_WI]

194. YOU TWO ARE HAVING FUN. CAN I PUT SOME MEAT IN YOUR SANDWICH?

You need some nourishment!

[Donkeyboy75]

196. YOUR MEAT IS ALWAYS WELCOME BETWEEN MY BUNS.

The sausages you prepare are simply incredible.

[Whitacre D_WI]

197. as an aside, dude...

Your message was just as dirty as your subject.

[Donkeyboy75]

198. YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME

to violate pointless thread etiquette.

Don't know why I capitalized the subject line this time.

[Endangered Specie]

168. Im sorry but messing around with in a guys ass

-orted CD collection is wrong.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

149. THANK GOD FOR AIDS

-treating generic drugs. Third World nations need that. I fully support India and Brazil's struggle against the big labs.

[Donkeyboy75]

153. I DRIVE CHICKS CRAZY WHEN I SHOW THEM MY MEAT STICK

and here I thought fowl were herbivores. :shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

154. LOL!

That's the post.

[Mr. McD]

158. I like Bush

Babies

[m-jean03]

160. I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR ANOTHER WAR

m day like yesterday, it was so nice to wear shorts for a change.

[skypilot]

161. I HATE VETERANS...

...getting the shaft by the Bush administration!!!

[m-jean03]

165. THEIR SERVICE IS CLEARLY WORTHLESS

in the eyes of the chickenhawks

[m-jean03]

162. I BET JOHN KERRY DIDN'T SERVE

Tofurkey for Thanksgiving

[Endangered Specie]

169. Ann COulter is a real good fuck

-ing liar.

[skypilot]

170. YOU'LL LOVE MY CROTCH...

...ety old grandpa.

[Endangered Specie]

174. SHow us pictures of your crotch

y old grandpa

[skypilot]

173. I JUST SHAT

...tered a World Record.

[Name removed]

175. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[m-jean03]

176. I PREFER TO BE ON TOP

of the world, but thanks to the genocidal CHIMPANZEE and his neo con pals, I am always depressed

[Donkeyboy75]

177. YES, BUT IT'S SO NICE WHEN YOU BEND OVER

backwards to help me with my problems.

[m-jean03]

180. ONLY BECAUSE YOU GIVE ME SUPPORT

in these dark times we're living in

[Donkeyboy75]

185. I'M SURPRISED YOU NEED MY HAND, AS YOU'RE VERY PERKY

and seem to have a positive outlook on life.

[m-jean03]

188. IT'S TRUE I HAVE A GREAT ASS

ortment of humorous comments to make, but my laughter often hides my tears.

[Donkeyboy75]

190. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I APOLOGIZE FOR STARING AT YOUR ASS

ignmenT. I was only trying to offer some proofreading help.

[m-jean03]

191. WELL, WOULD YOU STOP STARING AND DO ME

a favor? Read pages 6-12 and correct the spelling and punctuation. Thanks, you're a big help!

[Donkeyboy75]

dupe...you'd think i'd learn by now.

[Endangered Specie]

200. Quit whacking on

to the Post Message button

[Donkeyboy75]

192. BUT IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, I DON'T WANT TO DEFILE IT WITH MY PROBING

pen. Your handwriting is impeccable.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

179. I GAVE MY WIFE A PUNCH

card from my college times. She was amazed people used to store programs in piles of paper.

[m-jean03]

181. I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED HER, JCCyC

I'm sure she found it mighty interesting

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

182. SHE DESERVED IT

Although she's not a computer nerd like I am, she enjoys my paleogeek stories. :loveya:

[m-jean03]

206. IMO, WE all NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON OR TWO

about the history of modern technology -- Us folks who aren't in the know, that is. I'd love to hear your stories, if you ever want to enlighten me!:)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

212. PEOPLE USED TO STONE

age computers have a lot of really cool stories to tell. One friend of mine didn't know what the FORMAT command was for, and ended up erasing everybody's assigment. (which were stored in a shared 8" floppy. 8"!!!)

[m-jean03]

183. WE SHOULD TEACH OUR CHILDREN TO SHOOT

beautiful photographs of nature, while it is still there

[Donkeyboy75]

184. YES, I THINK ALL JEWS SHOULD LEAVE ISRAEL

in pristine condition. That's why I support sound economic policies.

[IronLionZion]

186. I HATE PALESTINE

bashing. It's so racist.

[m-jean03]

204. I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY ERADICATE ALL OF THE IRAQIS

many problems-- Especially this fucking pointless occupation

[Screaming Lord Byron]

207. I HATE EVERY SINGLE JEW

Hater. I mean, c'mon. Anti-semitism is bullshit.

[m-jean03]

210. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY, BYRON

I know this because Jesus specifically said "Love Thy Neighbor"

[Endangered Specie]

216. Id love to shut up the Jew

haters of this world.

[m-jean03]

220. I WOULD RATHER ERADICATE ALL OF THE PALESTINIANS

problems, like poverty and Israeli oppression, first. Attack the problem at its root, that's my approach.

[Endangered Specie]

226. I have always wanted to congradulate anti-Jewish Hate Group members

who makes the gene pool better and kill themselves, preferably while trying to light a cross or something.

[m-jean03]

234. Me too! I actually keep a collection of their photographs

On my dartboard at home.

[Endangered Specie]

201. I just gotta...

kick this thread.

[m-jean03]

202. YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD

To let something this good die!

[Endangered Specie]

214. I had to kick it up

to the top pag

[m-jean03]

217. Nice of you to do us all

that favor, ES, our genius deserves more time in the spotlight.

[Endangered Specie]

229. Id like to move you onto the spot

light.

[m-jean03]

231. THANKS. HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP IT UP

at the top of the page like this?

[name not needed]

205. Ass

tronaut

[liberalhistorian]

208. I JUST LOVE TO GET A PIECE

of Reese's!!!

[Endangered Specie]

215. I give you mine,

I got at least 4 reeses sitting right in front of me.

[m-jean03]

219. SOME RACES ARE OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR TO OTHERS.

For example, the Tour De France is way cooler than any dumb NASCAR race.:D

[Endangered Specie]

228. Certain races need to be limited

, like NASCAR's, should only be a max of 200.

[m-jean03]

232. WITH THOSE TYPES, EVEN ONE IS TOO MANY.

I fucking hate NASCAR!


:7

[NewHampshireDem]

223. Do you like my little pussy

willow?

[m-jean03]

224. I HAVE ONE TOO, AND I AM STROKING IT RIGHT NOW

I love to rub those furry little buds against my cheeks, too! Spring is just great, isn't it?

[NewHampshireDem]

225. I'm sleeping with my son ...

See?

[m-jean03]

233. I'm sleeping with my brother

's old Star Wars pillowcases on my bed. He gave them to me when he got married and bought a new bedset! They're totally awesome, needless to say!

[Endangered Specie]

227. Id like to show you my cock

-pit photos when I was flying yesterday.

[m-jean03]

230. That excites me. You could really turn me on

to a possible new career path. I've always found flying fascinating

[m-jean03]

235. GET OFF NOW

And get back on here: (this one is getting hard to pull up):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1078178

Note -- conversations started here CAN stay here, I just wanted to start a new thread for all the new posts.

Now GET POSTING, YOU GUYS!!! :) :)

[Moderator]

236. Locking

Please continue discussion here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1078178