In an effort to combat Cthulhu's ever-growing influence, the Pope has....

[Khephra]

VATICAN CITY - In an effort to combat Cthulhu's ever-growing influence, the Pope has taken an unprecedented step to encourage more people to receive communion. How? By introducing a new, flavored Host named Jeez-its.



To be be mass produced by the Catholic church itself, Jeez-its will be made in several sizes, shapes, and flavors, including Nazarene nacho, Bethlehem brie, and Crucifixion colby. All the wafers are, of course, unleavened.

And while there has been no word if Jeez-its will be available outside of the Catholic church, several Vatican insiders have mentioned that some discussion has centered around the possible creation and public distribution of Christ-mix, which would consist of a mixture of all the Jeez-its flavors, with some pretzels, beer nuts, and melba toast thrown in for good measure.

"The flesh of our savior never tasted so good," commented one enthusiastic bishop. "It just goes to show, cheese is good with everything!"

http://home.comcast.net/~esox99/news04/jeezits.html

[htuttle]

1. BEHOLD

THE POWER OF CHEESE...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. LOL! Real cheese too!

[robertpaulsen]

3. SFILCAPATST!!!

So Funny I'm Laughing Crying And Peeing At The Same Time!!!

[Khephra]

4. Remember what Jesus says on the cover

EAT ME!

:evilgrin:

[Az]

5. Something that always bothered me

What happens to Holy Waiffers that go bad. I mean considering the notion of transubstantiation it gets a bit theologically mirky. Does Jesus go bad? If you get a bad waiffer do you tell the Preist "er Jesus tastes funny your holiness".

[salvorhardin]

6. I don't think so...

IIRC, the Christ Crackers aren't really Christ until you eat them while the Priest blesses you. It's at that momemnt that the wine and crackers transubstantiate into the blood and body of Christ. I'm not a Catholic though, so I'm probably wrong.

[On the Road]

7. I Think After Being Blessed,

they are all supposed to be consumed. Some junior priest or sexton must have the job of going to the church kitchen and eating all the leftover wafers. Yum! I wonder if there are recipes.

[southpaw]

8. WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

"I think I'm going to wet myself."
-Heimlich