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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 02:48 PM
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Bush Regrets Hiring Charles Dexter Ward as Chief Speech Writer
ARLINGTON, VA - While reciting a speech penned by C.D. Ward at Arlington National Cemetery, President Bush managed to both honor America's fallen heroes . . . and raise them from the dead!

The ceremony was proceeding without a hitch until Bush read the words:

"Y'AI 'NG'NGAH, YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO!"

Moments later, the cemetery grounds were awash in the blood of the living as the dead rose up and devoured them.

more....................

http://home.comcast.net/~esox99/news03/bush_arlington.html
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 03:00 PM
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1. First a merit badge and now this!
Bwahahahaha!!!!

Actually, I'd kinda like to see that.... :evilgrin:
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