This Guy Walks Into A Petstore...

[Failure]

This guy walks into a petstore, looks around, and eventually finds his way to the back of the store...he brushes by a cage containing a large dog and hears, "Hey buddy..." -the dog says, "you gotta get me outta here!" The guy was taken aback by the animal talking to him..."huh?"-the man says.
"Look, I'm in the CIA, I was in Tora Bora hunting Bin Laden and the Taliban, then they flew me to Iraq and I was essential to the capture of Saddam, and now I'm in this cage--you've GOTTA get me outta here!"
The man looks down at the price on the cage- $3.00
So the guy walks up to the counter and says to the shop owner, "That's some animal you've got there" Shop owner, "he's ok, I guess"
"Well, I gotta ask you, the price for him, $3.00, is that right?"

shop owner, "yeah, that's right."

The guy says, "why so low?"

shop owner says, "Well, first of all, that dog's a liar...he never did any of that stuff..."

[bedtimeforbonzo]

1. that's a good joke

FOR ME TO POOP ON!