Finish This Sentence: "I Can..."

[arwalden]

[arwalden]

1. ... tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. So can my wife, your S/O is a lucky guy.

Believe me, I know.

[arwalden]

23. LOL!

-- Allen

[Fenris]

2. READ!

[Snoggera]

3. I can

not.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. do the Dances of Universal Peace

hope some of you do too!

[Semi_subversive]

5. Fiddle with my navel

[ronnykmarshall]

6. bring home the bacon,

fry it up in a pan.

And never, ever let you forget you're a man,

Cuz I'm a woman


W O M A N!

I'll say it again!

[boxster]

7. !

I Can...!

[Blue-Jay]

8. surf DU, read a book, watch TV, and listen to music simultaneously.

really. I do it all the time.

[terrya]

9. do a pretty decent Katharine Hepburn impression.

[Blue-Jay]

11. Better than Marty Short?

"no more mustard!"

[terrya]

12. Not as good as Martin Short. But close.

"Dear, dear. What will we do with mother" - from "The Lion in Winter"

[Kadie]

10. do that.

[DS1]

13. ned some veggies

[VOX]

14. Stuff an entire dry washcloth in my mouth, and close my lips.

Needless to say, my wife hates this "stupid human trick," so it doesn't get much play around the house.

[arwalden]

22. That makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it...

... I'm impressed.

-- Allen

[Bertha Venation]

28. god, it makes me gag!

:puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. I think I can I think I can I think

[SmileyBoy]

16. Go potty all by myself!!!

:D

[geniph]

17. get a brand-new server up and running in two hours

but screw that, I'd rather go out dancing.

[graywarrior]

18. Choke on a pretzel

and still invade Iraq.

[ikojo]

19. work my @$$ off to ensure Bush's defeat

in November and his subsequent unemployment come January 20, 2005.

Now more than ever, BUSH MUST GO!!!

He is a war criminal...just watch 60 Minutes II tonight.

[Guy Fawkes]

21. Cross dress

*and I can do it while at school during a lockin, even when the homophobic principal walks into the room.*

[CatWoman]

24. masturbate and type at the same time

:P

[arwalden]

25. Oh My Eyes!

NO NO NO NO NO

[CatWoman]

26. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

knew that would getcha!!!

:D

[Endangered Specie]

33. Careful not to ruin the keyboard

[Bertha Venation]

27. run like the wind!

First thing that came to my mind, and totally absurd, except in my dreams.

Hi, Allen -- good to see you. :hi:

[solinvictus]

29. cook pretty well!

[NightTrain]

30. ...lick my eyebrows!

:evilgrin:

[zbdent]

31. but it's late and I have to go to bed.

"I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't."

[fudge stripe cookays]

32. Do this cool thing with my finger....

Straighten my right index finger until the knuckles tense, then I pop the finger back and forth to the right and left.

I've been able to do it since I was little, and it always freaks people out really bad.

Being loose jointed. It entertains the masses.

[SarahB]

34. Flip my tongue over 180 degrees

[RPM]

35. pronounce the word nuclear...

... correctly

[toddzilla]

36. play a mean blues in "g"