I'm hungry for sausage

[Philosophy]

[LastKnight]

1. no sex threads. nt

[jmags]

2. How can you have a sex thread

when the beginning of the thread is a picture of Paul Pfeiffer, Marilyn Manson, Osama Bin Laden and the Shroud of Turan?

Maybe it's just me, but that little montage killed the mood.

[Philosophy]

3. That's just my sig

It's purpose is to make you say "Like, WTF?!" after reading all my posts.

[jmags]

4. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful sig

but after seeing it...sex is the last thing on my mind.

Not surprisingly, a cold shower and a warm bottle of Vodka is the first thing on my mind.

[Philosophy]

5. This wasn't supposed to be a sex thread anyway

When I say "sausage", I'm really talking about seasoned meat. We seem to have taken a wrong turn back there.

[jmags]

6. I blame LastKnight...the perv

I'm more of a Kilbasa fan myself.

[eleonora]

7. aaaaah

It's not *it's* but *its*! ;b

[Philosophy]

9. No sausage for you!

:spank:
And I already let my dog lick the plate.

[Philosophy]

8. Now I'm eating sausage

Just microwaved 6 Jimmy Dean fully cooked pork sausage links. My dog will probably want to eat one.

[bloodyjack]

10. and i'm ready to provide it ~ n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

11. You don't say where you are...

but if you lived in a civilized place like New Jersey, you would be minutes from a 24 hour diner where you could have all the sausage you wanted.

I just got back from one of those, but had a cheeseburger, not sausage, and served by a very lovely woman.

I almost had the chicken fingers, but it brought up certain wierd visuals just I wasn't in the mood for.

We have 24 hour grocery stores, too, if you want to cook your own.