Yes, this guy really is running for Congress.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

(I stole this off Rabble. Thanks Doug)
http://www.coggeshellforcongress.com/conservitivering.html

[GiovanniC]

1. That's Sad, Disturbing, Amusing, and Frightening

All at the same time.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. You should read his immigration section.

Just go there. I don't want to give away how hilarious it is.

[GiovanniC]

6. Oh Man

Are you reading between the lines like I'm reading between the lines?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Oh, Absolutely.

[On the Road]

17. Look at "Find Your True Love" (Link on Main Page)!

to find more information on his "Russian beauty." This is absolutely great.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Yeah, that seems totally compatible with his moral viewpoint.

Asshat! Russian Mail-Order Brides!

[kmla]

41. Why did he have to find a Russian mail-order bride?

Red blooded American women should be throwing themselves at a catch like this! He's so dreamy!

He has all the qualities women of today look for: xenophobia, homophobia, a penchant for religious intolerance, and a severe case of cranial-rectal inversion syndrome.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Maybe he just loves Communism?

[dolo amber]

7. Oh jaysus

Even more priceless than the policy itself is the *disclaimer* at the bottom of the page:

"To all who complain about my spelling if you find something just tell me. I am a prolific writer with Dyslexia and at the age of 35 with an IQ of 150 I haven't felt the need to get to caught up in the small stuff. I have a very busy life with a very successful business and music career I challenge any one to spend one day with me. You might find it hard to keep up. So get over it.

Thank you
Glenn Coggeshell
Your not so typic candidate for congress"

BwAhAHhAHahAHHAAHhahHAhaAhAhAHAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Omg dude, really, stop...you're killin' me...:D:D:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. You could not parody this, D. It would be an impossibility.

We must follow this man's campaign. We must!

[dolo amber]

16. Well, I was GONNA save up

for that big operation Momma's been a-needin', but in light of this development, how can I refuse??

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. You must! He needs more mail-order Russian Brides!

How could we deny him that?

[MrBenchley]

72. This is why

I don't admit I'm a member of Mensa...he seems to be what we used to call "severely gifted."

[GiovanniC]

8. By the Way

It's "Imagration". At least, that's what IQ-150 Boy thinks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. LOL!

[demnan]

2. If he thinks that sword makes him look like Viggo

he's sadly mistaken.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. What a dork

On his index page, he has a link to www.lovesfirstkiss.com.

[GiovanniC]

www.lovesfirstkiss.com

An international dating agency.

His wife is a "Russian beauty" that he apparently met in Russia.

Now, I don't mean to imply that no woman would touch this 35-year-old stud with a ten foot +2 Staff of the WhatTheFuck unless she was purchased from a foreign country, but... well, I guess that is what I mean to imply.

[GiovanniC]

5. This Moron

Claims to have an IQ of 150?

And if you want to read his thoughts about the news of the day you can go to his "writtings" page.

[Canuckistanian]

32. Go easy on him, he has a "burden to bare"

[DS1]

12. As I said before, he should be ~shot~ just for his lens flare abuse

and then drawn and quartered for using transistions in webpages ( I didn't see this last time because they are disabled on my home computer)

[Misunderestimator]

14. I see what you mean, when you go to the Main page of the site

The transitions that almost gave me a seizure to the "VOTE FOR COGGESSHELL" floating behind the cursor... What crap.

[Misunderestimator]

13. No freaking way!

I doubt this guy can even COUNT to 150.

[BlueJazz]

15. The "following text" effect...

...makes me want to hack his site...Christ, it's irritating.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

19. Legolas would whoop his ass

And should.

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. Wow. Look at his music site. He sure is modest.

Welcome to the new Malachi site. Malachi is like no other artist in the history of music.

With his Seven CD trilogy of the bible being called the greatest undertaking in musical history, this is only the tip of the ice berg of his talent as a writer and musician.
Many fans of his music call it a form of pure ART surpassing just a CD of music and becoming a living soul on it’s own.
From his Trilogy CD’S, his Limited addition CD I and top 10 CD “A Road Less Traveled” Malachi seems as
some say “to take on the world” and that is nothing. Malachi also offers The CD FREE, a CD filled with great
instrumental music expanding all of his many styles of music for FREE just for purchasing any CD.
With music that reaches all boundaries Malachi has
placed himself in a musical world of his own.

http://listen.to/malachi

I haven't had the courage to listen to any of it yet....

[dolo amber]

24. 7 CD trilogy?

7 CD TRILOGY?!? :wtf:

Ok, that's it. My brain just exploded. :nuke:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. Seriously. Unparodiable.

[dolo amber]

28. I don't think even Morris

could imporve on this. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. We might want to send this to Morris.

He'd love it.

[Pale Blue Dot]

LOL. Sorry, dolo amber. nt

[DS1]

29. When it was a Septology it sounded too nasal

:shrug:

At least, that's the word ~he~ would for it, when he isn't slashing through budgets and government pork with his shiny blade of contritious efficiency.

[dolo amber]

36. Speaking of his shiny blade

I'm sure he got all rights and permissions to use the "Lord of the Rings" logo and all...it'd sure be a shame if he *forgot* and got y'know...sued into oblivion or something...

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. Or if someone were to send this to New Line Cinema, say.

Or hell, straight to Peter Jackson himself, perhaps? Hmm?

[flamingyouth]

22. Of course he's from Washington

I just knew it before I even clicked on his index page.:D That is seriously twisted on so many levels.

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. It's good to see SAC members getting involved in politics.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. 'So get over it'

'To all who complain about my spelling if you find something just tell me. I am a prolific writer with Dyslexia and at the age of 35 with an IQ of 150 I haven't felt the need to get to caught up in the small stuff. I have a very busy life with a very successful business and music career I challenge any one to spend one day with
me. You might find it hard to keep up. So get over it.

Why are these people so defensive? Is that the key Republican trait? Do you really want to invite people to vote for you, then insult them?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. It's because "So stop saying that" is (C) Democratic Underground LLC. (nt)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

48. LOL!

[Pale Blue Dot]

25. For $500 this can be yours!

What does freedom mean.
With donations of $500 or more you can have
this limited edition freedom plaque written
and designed by Glenn E Coggeshell III.
Etched in brass on black lacquer finish.

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Well, as they say...

...Freedom isn't free.

[Wickerman]

31. He has helped me better understand the 2nd Ammendment

with just this one photo at his site:

[GiovanniC]

38. Just So You Know, Encase You're Wondering

Gun used above is a movie prop Gun encase you are wondering


... Said the guy with the 150 IQ

[GiovanniC]

39. Also, More Helpful Advice

Never point a Gun loaded or unloaded at anyone.
IF confronting an intruder set to do harm to your family steady your
hand take aim and shoot.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. I would never vote for someone who overuses the "lens flare" filter

The key to that filter is subtlety! Damnit!


Oh yeah - he's also a Conservative Christian. That's 2 strikes

And then there's the whole renaissance fair thing he's got goin'

[Whitacre D_WI]

35. Don't worry about it.

The Dungeon Master will ensure that this level-6 elf doesn't make it past the primary.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Nah, he'll get shot by Orcs while trying to flee across the Gladden Fields

That, or a hernia.

[WilliamPitt]

43. Many thanks go to Mike Grell for lending me his armor and sword

Well...there it is.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

55. Comic Book Guy Mike Grell?

http://www.mikegrell.com/

[Fenris]

44. "It's the TAX stupid vote Coggeshell"

Using the old political trick of calling your audience stupid.

[Whitacre D_WI]

49. Actually, I'm sure the "tax stupid" WILL vote Coggeshell.

[ComerPerro]

95. most definately

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. It's all insults, white-slavery and dress-up round ol' Coggleshell's place

[Fenris]

51. Well, you didn't have to "pass through this woman"!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

53. Like I say, there is no way you could make this shit up. No way.

[Fenris]

57. "Never point a Gun loaded or unloaded at anyone."

This is the sort of sound advice Glenn Coggeshell brings to the table.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

59. Unless they appear to be foreign. Or gay.

Then you must point away.

[Fenris]

63. You know, I'd trust someone who'd post pictures like this on his site

For political gain. What a guy!







Yeah. Just, yeah.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

65. Holy Shit. Is this what a website would have been like in Germany, 1933?

The Nazis were obsessed with Swords and Sorcery shit too.

[Fenris]

67. Yes, many higher up Nazis had an interest in Norse mythology

Apparently, the SS used to cut off the heads of their finest Aryan specimens to speak to the ghosts of dead German kings.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

70. Well, that's probably the most disturbing sentence I've seen in a while.

It's all Wagner's fault, y'know.

[Fenris]

73. And don't get me started on the Joy Divisions

The surface of the Nazi regime is sick enough, but the stuff below the surface is disgusting. Fascinating, but vomit-inducing.

This guy seems like a prime candidate!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

76. Yeah, I've looked into it. Like looking into hell.

The SS Eugenics and breeding programs. Jesus.

[Fenris]

84. Definitely the low point of humanity.

The general idea up to that point is that history was progressive, that it favored liberal reforms, and that was the natural pattern of things. Then the Nazis came, and went backwards. Far backwards. And we live in the shadow of that.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

86. Yeah. Our culture has been slightly broken ever since.

[Fenris]

89. It's a shame we can't figure out how to fix it.

Everyone became quite somber after Hiroshima. Realizing how close you are to total annihilation isn't very comforting.

[Whitacre D_WI]

93. Why the FUCK are you two having a serious conversation on this thread?

You're nothing but a couple of goddamn buzzkills.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

97. Sorry about that boss. I approached sobriety for a few minutes earlier

I upped my booze intake appropriately. Won't happen again.

[GiovanniC]

46. I Just Found Out That *I* Am What Makes America Great

I wonder if this fearsome warrior would still think that *I* am what makes America great if he put on his +1 Skullcap of Infinite Knowledge and learned that I just cast my Level 8 Spell of Uncontrollable Laughter in his general direction.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. Still, at least Feanorcurufinwe will be able to get his Silmarils back.

Though by the look of this guy, he probably ate them.

[Pale Blue Dot]

54. That's it! That was the last straw!

I am now officially saving this thread to my permanent record! It will fill my hard drive space right next to the "Oscar" thread! :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

60. Yup. I'm with you there.

[qb]

47. Looks like a real crusader - ready to slay muslims & other infidels. nt

[THUNDER HANDS]

56. well he's got my vote

for biggest doofus of the week!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

58. Just the week?

Hell, how about the whole millennium?

[mobuto]

61. HA HA HA - Check out his Mail Order Russian Bride Business

I can't wait to get this guy in Congress.

www.truelovesfirstkiss.com

Tom DeLay's been the biggest crackpot for far too long.

[Whitacre D_WI]

62. You must give him credit, though...

..."Lawful Evil" is far harder to play well than "Chaotic Good."

[Fenris]

64. I've been playing chaotic good for years!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

66. Psshaw! This guy wouldn't touch D&D.

I recognize a fellow MERPer when I see one.

[Whitacre D_WI]

68. I don't think he ever graduated past MUDs.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

69. More like SUD's.

Who'd play with this guy?

[Whitacre D_WI]

71. Maybe he's not a gamer -- maybe he just jerks off to Manga.

[Fenris]

74. Maybe he jerks off to erotic Lord of the Rings fan fiction.

Elf erotica.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

77. That stuff is bad for your elf!

(badoomsh)

[Fenris]

81. Especially if you make it to orc-gasm!

*rimshot*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

83. God our thread-jackings do Dragon.

[Fenris]

85. This site does need Morgoths though.

M.A.T.C.O.M. has nothing on us! We jack our own threads!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

88. People have started to go Sauron us over our jackings.

[Fenris]

90. We're all Sauruman. Very, very Saruman.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

92. These puns are Mordor on the eyes.

[GiovanniC]

75. Some of You Guys Are Starting to Disturb Me, Too

You're just lucky you aren't lunatic right-wing psychopaths.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

78. We're strictly lunatic left-wing psychopaths round here, Giovanni.

Big Difference.

[GiovanniC]

80. My Kind of People

n/t

[corporatewhore]

79. "lack of real biblical knowledge....by the so called scalars of the world"

coggeshell on mels passion

[Screaming Lord Byron]

82. You gotta watch those Scalars. Very scaly bunch of people.

[drumwolf]

94. Yes, Scalars are evil.

Be on the side of good and freedom, which is the Vectors.

(Wow.... I've actually retained something from my utterly irritating Physics class.)

:evilgrin:

[drumwolf]

87. my comments

(1) Are you absolutely sure this thing isn't a joke?

(2) Wow, the design of his web site is state-of-the-art --- for 1996, that is.

(3) So he says he has an IQ of 150? That's funny. I once read a virulent, rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth rant from a hardcore Council of Conservative Citizens-type white supremacist -- and he too claimed that he was shown to have a high IQ too.

Assuming both of these guys are not actually outright lying, how much do you want to bet that they have Asperger's?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

91. I don't think it's a joke.

If it is, this guy is the great new comic discovery of the decade. It is absolutely perfect.

[T_i_B]

96. Only one thing for me to post here

It's the Monster Raving Loony Party!

Vote for insanity, you know it makes sense! :evilgrin:

http://www.omrlp.com/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

98. I have to kick this.