The Curdling X-Rated Conference of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And if we just bring the sides together and wanting peace and electricity and, why not even Mr. Rodgers in the afternoon so after kids get home from high-school they don't pick up rocket propelled grenades, and burn helicopters and drive cars that blow people up. Then they would be united against the evil-doers, they'd know where their kids were, and with electricity instead of killing, they'd have microwaves and CD players (not just with batteries) too. See? . . . Next."


On edit: added "X-Rated" to title, sucker.

[Bronco69]

1. "As I stand between these two flags

one applys to me and one doesn't. I'll give you a hint; I really am an American citizen."

[wysimdnwyg]

2. And I've got all of my friends up here with me, to show...

Hey, where'd they go?

[Downtown Hound]

3. Bang! You're dead!

HaHaHaHaHa! Look I'm a cowboy!

[cosmicdot]

4. Well, as my pappy poppy once said ... 'don't cry for me Argentina'

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. Cripes, look at that messianic pose!

Who does he think he is? Jesus?

[regularguy]

6. "Hey c'mon. We're still buddies right?

Why are y'all lookin' at me like that? Hehehe. It's not like I f**ked an intern or something, no siree. hehehehe. Hmmmmmm....."

[VOX]

7. "Hey, these two fuzzy tribbles would make nice pant-stuffers!"

"They'd feel better'n my old gym socks, that's fer sure. Heh."

[BringEmOn]

8. Bush crying "I got no where else to go...I got no where else to go!"