So Cheney, * and Poppy are flying on Air Force One...

[Robb]

Dick looks at *, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

* shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Poppy says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, leans over to his copilot and says, "I could throw all three of them out the window, and make the whole damn country happy."

:D

[quispquake]

1. LOL!

Thanks...I needed that...will 5:30 ever get here???????

[Sequoia]

2. That's pretty cool!

Love the visuals.

[Maat]

3. That was so great! I had to e-mail my hubby (downstairs).

Actually, we have fun insta-messaging each other all day (while we work).

[callous taoboy]

4. 3 Texas Surgeons

were bragging about their skills. First one said, "I once reattached 7 fingers to the hands of a concert pianist who then went on to play a recital for the Queen of England. Second one said, "That's nothing. I once attended to a guy who'd been in a horrible car wreck.
Several years after I had reattached his legs and an arm he went on to win two silvers and a gold in the olympics. Third one said, "I worked on a cowboy who was drunk and high on cocaine when he ran his horse head on into a Sante Fe train going 70 miles an hour. All I had to work with was his cowboy hat and the horse's ass. Several years ago he became president of the United States.

[MissMarple]

5. Really and truly LOL !

I startled the cat.