What is Zombycoffee?

[Taverner]

And how long will i be up?

[Zomby Woof]

1. a magical elixir brewed with the finest beans

:hangover:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. A taste of heaven, a precursor of what life eternal will be like,

it is the best taste achievable by a human being. It is an elixir of love, of brightness, or astute grokking understanding of all that is pure and wholesome and thongish and yakafiable. ZombyCoffee is the water of life, it is what sustains us through our misery and helps us celebrate the moments of joy; it brings succor to the downtrodden, and lifts the spirits of the oppressed and overworked. It is that which makes the world seem right when it is so provably wrong, and can make ten minutes seem like ten hours, or ten hours seem like ten minutes, depending on whether you want time to speed up or slow down. It stays hot for hours, even in a strong headwind or typhoon, and when iced, it remains chilled even on the hottest days, even without ice. It is magical, it is supernatural, it is not from this plane of existence. It is what it says it is: ZombyCoffee.

[SmileyBoy]

4. Man, I gotta get my hands on some of that fucking coffee!!!

:hangover:

[Taverner]

5. But does it involved the depth-charge?

That is - 1 shot of espresso lovingly submerged into a 10 oz cup of Sumatra or like full bodied coffee, mixed with NOTHING!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Oh, sure - you can do that, of course

Though one must be careful that it does not bring in the eschaton, due to its sublime heavenly goodness.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Forever, silly! You'll become a Zomby! (nt)