dolo amber
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Sat May-01-04 07:09 PM
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Sometimes when you fart, you gamble... |
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...and you lose.
Discuss. :D
(Or is that disgust...:silly:)
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Sat May-01-04 07:10 PM
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1. I think I'd rather have sex threads posted |
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Sat May-01-04 07:11 PM
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2. lmao - thanks for these uplifting posts you guys |
dolo amber
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Sat May-01-04 07:11 PM
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3. Just for the record... |
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that is a shortbus-ism...Me, no so fond of the fart jokes, but that one was too good to pass up. ;)
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Sat May-01-04 07:12 PM
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my dad always said something similar
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dolo amber
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Sat May-01-04 07:14 PM
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Sat May-01-04 07:26 PM
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10. I'm really good today. |
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I had a great day, I didn't get a lot done, but it was a nice Saturday. How about you?:hi:
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Sat May-01-04 07:29 PM
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13. I just had a fabulous dinner |
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Chicken pesto pizza w/vidalia onions, artichoke hearts, and japs with Ceasar salad :9:9...so I gots no complaints. ;)
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Sat May-01-04 07:32 PM
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14. That sounds excellent actually and here's mine |
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Chicken tenders in a chile ginger sauce over wild and brown rice with a salad of yellow tomatoes and little pieces of feta cheese. Bit early for me though. Just gonna start making it
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Sat May-01-04 07:13 PM
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Sex threads are comparatively harmless! :-)
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dolo amber
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Sat May-01-04 07:26 PM
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11. Gawd, it really is awful isn't it? |
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Edited on Sat May-01-04 07:27 PM by dolo amber
I can't help it, it made me laugh hysterically. Perhaps it was his impeccable comic timing and/or delivery. It's not nearly as funny in print.
But still, eh? :D
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Sat May-01-04 07:17 PM
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7. when you win, thats why thiers that trumpet sound... |
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its a celebration, when you lose, their is often no trumpet sounds...and if there is... it is only to herald your shame.
-LK
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Sat May-01-04 07:19 PM
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8. Well you know that they say |
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Never trust a fart after 40.
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Sat May-01-04 07:24 PM
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9. Usually when you fart, someone else loses. |
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Sat May-01-04 07:27 PM
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12. Sometimes when you gamble, you fart |
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Sat May-01-04 07:34 PM
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...of an evening years ago. My girlfriend at the time was in Huntsville, Alabama, for a two week training class. I had just moved into a new apartment, with no furniture, just lots of wooden floors and plaster walls and I was lonely. After a few glasses of wine I called her and we talked for about an hour when, without thinking, I really cut one loose. I didn't realize how loud it would be in that empty room. It was so loud my girlfriend said, "What was THAT?" Mortified, I told her my neighbor was practicing his tuba and his roommate had opened their door. She said, "Well, he's not very good is he?" She bought it!
She's now my wife. She hears the tuba a lot these days.
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Sat May-01-04 07:38 PM
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16. holy crap im still laughing... |
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too damn funny, might have to use that one sometime.
-LK
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Sat May-01-04 07:40 PM
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not thinking farts were funny...
*my sides!!* :cry:
:D:D
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