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Edited on Tue May-04-04 09:13 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and his wife! And it's different than the other one I received from the asshole, so now I have two to hang ironically in my apartment!
And this one has my name written right on it! It says, "To: (my name), Thank you for your support and friendship as a Charter Member from New York. With you help we can make America stronger, safer and more prosperous. Best wishes, Laura Bush (signed) George MelonBallLicker Moran (signed)"
I'm touched!
As a charter member, I would be be "the vanguard for our President and his compassionate conservative agenda"
and I would be a big help in "countering the shameful tactics of the liberal Democrats".
They ask that I display the picture "proudly as a reminder of President ShitHead's strong character and unwavering leadership."
My donation will also help them "get President IttyBittyDinky's positive agenda for America's future past the liberal media filter and directly to the people."
what f-ing liberal media filter?
Oh, and they begin the letter by taking the opportunity to "express our gratitude for all you have done as a grassroots leader of the Republican Party."
Hah! Had all you suckers fooled, didn't I? I *AM* Thomas Kinkade you morans!
And this is important, because "we must keep building momentum, reaching out to voters by running a positive campaign based on the Resident's outstanding record of success. His bold leadership and clarity of purpose will help ensure that Republicans maintain control..."
And most importantly: "The Resident is under non-stop attack from the Democrat Party and their 'Shadow Party' of well-funded liberal special interest groups.
and here's the worst shit of this miserable, Pabst-swilling, velvet-Elvis owning layed-off-but-love-corporate-welfare half-assed believe-anything-from-my-righteous-rolls-owning-minister screed of a money-begging letter cum propaganda worthy of communist Russia at it's finest:
The Democrats have been attacking President Fuckknocker with a ferocious rhetoric that has never before been heard in Presidential (sic) politics. (yeah - not since, let us say, the repukes attacked Gore 4 years ago, or went after Clinton - excuse me, Klintoon - for 8 years, you in-breeders) Since last year the Democrat (sic) Presidential (sic) candidates have likened our President (sic) to a "felon" and "segregationist", called him a "miserable failure" and even suggested President Fascinated-By-Sparkly-Things knew about the attacks of 9/11 before they occurred.
President I'm-A-Blowjob-With-A-Hangover has also faced a barrage of attacks from liberal propaganda groups backed by drug legalization advocates, billionaire Peter Lewis and billionaire currency trader George Soros, who has compared our Resident to a Nazi. These groups hope to spend half a billion dollars (emphasis theirs) to defeat our President (sic).
John Kerry, who has compared President Prances-With-Drunks to Saddam Hussein and called for regime change in America, is on a fundraising blitz to raise $85 million before the Democrat (sic) Convention in July to top off a massive liberal war chest.
what a crock. And what a lot of stupid grammar and other typo crap.
oh, and p.s.: the picture is in the White House, the squatting filth, and Laura is in some polyester pink colored jumpsuit abomination that does nothing for her, and has assinine cuffs and a really pathetic looking collor and button thing, and the Idiot In Chief is wearinga typically blue suit with red tie and, like everything he wears, very poorly tailored such that the sleeves of his jacket come down to this hands, and aren't showing ANY of his shirt cuffs. Tacky as hell. This is not only the dumbest, most pathetic, most stupid thing to ever live in the White House, it's also the worst dressed and most embarassingly worst dressed.
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