"For All Who Eat Mustard.

[m-jean03]

Life is so much better if you do! "



A Public Service Announcement from my dear Aunt Maude, God bless her heart.

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. You are a strange little person.

[m-jean03]

6. You're an even bigger strange person

So there! :P

[CatWoman]

8. ditto

[GOPisEvil]

2. Mustard rules!

Much better than mayo!

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. "Better than mayo?"

Good God, man, I couldn't pick just one! It's like choosing between one's children!

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well, for most applications, I prefer mustard.

Sometimes dijon, sometimes whole grain, sometimes yellow American.

There are some things, such as tuna salad, where only mayo will do.

[ohiosmith]

18. Mayo is a whole other discussion that will definitely get this

thread locked.

[m-jean03]

4. That there is my favorite brand.

It is fancy, yes, but delicious.

[JVS]

9. Better than mayo is like saying better than herpes

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Blasphemer!

And besides, you shouldn't knock herpes. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

[JVS]

16. Yeah, I always wondered about that

I know that they sell spanish fly to cause a burning sensation. Is it possible that some people enjoy their herpes?

[Misunderestimator]

7. The way to my heart.... mustard

My partner won me over completely when she presented me with a jar of Raspberry Wasabe Mustard. Since then, she's brought me Jalapeno Mustard, Horseradish Mustard and all sorts of hot honey ones.

I can put mustard on just about anything.

(She won me over long before that... just sounded more dramatic that way :) )

[southpaw]

10. Stone ground creole mustard...

The sharp bite of vinegar and earthy look of coarsely cracked mustard seeds is a delight for the senses.

[Delano]

11. I love mustard, but...

The "facelift" they gave the Grey Poupon jar is so tacky! So much for the "Rolls-Royce" image they spent so much building up. That tacky plastic thing makes it look like every other condiment in the supermarket. PLBBBBPTTT on that jar.

[JVS]

13. You can still get the jars.

They just made the bottle so that people who want to use it like plain mustard can use it too.

[ohiosmith]

12. Now I get it!

[DrWeird]

15. Excellent work.

Fight the power.

By any means necessary.

[charlie]

17. Fight for your right

to potty? :crazy:

[Parrcrow]

19. Mustard can really liven up an otherwise dull bowl of cornflakes

:evilgrin:

[DrWeird]

20. So can bourbon. nt

[Ratty]

21. Ugh. Is that a SQUEEZE bottle?

Blech. Impeccable taste indeed!