Who else is resisting the urge to post

[moof]

a thread about talking to plants since the bad sex with a vegatarian thread ?
Something like

" Ever have great sex with a vegetable ?"
My previous life as an eggplant.

or

"Ever have great intercourse with a vegetable ? "
Did talking to your tomatoes make them grow larger.

[dweller]

1. i always talk dirty to my plants

the tomatoes are the reddest i've ever seen, and the size of the cukes!

oy!
dp

[vajraroshana]

2. I've cussed my David Austin roses to death

Does that count? "Strongly resistant to blackspot and pests" my friggin' ass!!! Blackspot and japanese beatle magnets they are!!

And crappy in the vase to boot!

[moof]

4. The cursing didn't work out that well,

they seemed to be able to dish it out better,
maybe it's just with snap dragons.

[OneBlueSky]

3. I hear tell that, in certain isolated parts of the country, young boys . .

drill holes in watermelons and employ them to "relieve tension" . . . probably an urban (rural?) legend, though . . .

[moof]

5. Heard it was Pumpkins

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached McCarter. "I just went up and said,
'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd
expect and then looked me straight in the face and
said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

[OneBlueSky]

6. lol . . . I'd forgotten about that joke . . . :) n/t

.

[SarahB]

7. I will admit to nothing

including perpetual insomnia