Most moronic reason to vote for Bush

[Cursive_Knives512]

I wore my John Kerry T-shirt to school (I'm a senior in high school--just 13 days left!) for the first time today today and a girl in my first period class told me, "I'm voting for Bush because my older brother is." But then she goes on, "He's in the army. He says that everyone in the army is gonna vote for Bush."
:wtf:
My reply was... well, pretty darn rude. It really pissed her off, though. But jeez, that's the dumbest reason ever. I mean, yeah, any reason to vote for Bush is going to be dumb, but that takes the friggin cake.

[boxster]

1. Ignorance is everywhere.

And, it's amazing how many people believe stuff like "everybody in the Army is voting for Bush".

They obviously haven't been paying attention to the media lately.

Yeah, well, it's easier than thinking, right?

[KamaAina]

2. That's funny, I heard the entire 101st Airborne was voting for Kerry

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1634257

They're part of the Army, right?

What a moran. If her older brother jumped off a bridge, would she do it, too?

[Spinzonner]

3. Nah, that's probably one of the most beign

It's the ones based upon out-and-out falsehoods that are the dumbest.

[Fridays Child]

4. Before the 2000 (s)election, a woman who was interviewed said...

...that she was voting for B*sh because he comes from such a nice family. I kid you not. I wanted to bang my head on the wall.

[Senior citizen]

5. I can't beat that for stupidity

But maybe I can match it. The security guard at my senior center said he was going to vote for Bush, and when I asked why, he said that he had worked for the last three Bush campaigns.

Basically, anybody voting for Bush lacks the ability to reason, so asking their reasons is a waste of time.

[Cloud]

6. Well,

What good reason is there to vote for Bush anyway? I guess voting for Bush because her brother is doing it is about as good as it gets.

[AndyTiedye]

7. He's Right, Everyone in the Army Will be Voting for Bush*...

...they may mark "Kerry" on the ballot, but their votes are being counted by....
Andersen Consulting^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H ACCENTURE!

"ALL YOUR VOTE ARE BELONG TO US!"

[Triple H]

8. What a bitch.

See...this is proof that Repukes don't think for themselves.

[baldguy]

9. Bush has brought honor and integrity back to the Presidency.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. he's a Godly man

:puke:

Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm