CAPTION... The biking and war klutz takes it on the chin.

WannaJumpMyScooter

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Sat May-22-04 10:49 PM
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CAPTION... The biking and war klutz takes it on the chin.

Is that a map of Syria on his chin?

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madmax

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Sat May-22-04 10:53 PM
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1. More like the mark of Satan n/t

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Wickerman

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Sat May-22-04 11:02 PM
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2. This man, formerly an unelected President of the United States*, was found

Edited on Sat May-22-04 11:03 PM by lunabush

lying in a gutter in downtown Manhattan Saturday. In addition to severe facial abrasions, he was suffering from DT's, liver damage, and what appears to be brain damage, though no reliable measure of premorbid IQ was obtainable at press time. Reached in Kenya while attending International Freedom from Oil Dependence Day, President Chelsea Clinton had no comment, but did not try to hide a wry smile.

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cosmicdot

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Sun May-23-04 11:01 AM
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3. lobotomy good

Edited on Sun May-23-04 11:07 AM by cosmicdot

a White House spokesperson said: "he wasn't whistling show tunes" ...

(personally, I'm hoping they're building him up to exit based on 'health reasons' ... what I dread is that Jeb or worse will take his place)

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Mon May-24-04 10:05 PM
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4. took me a couple of days... but here it is.....

* met with accused Army specialist Lyndie England over the weekend.

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LastKnight

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Mon May-24-04 10:06 PM
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5. heeeeees a mean one... MR GRINCH! nt

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fryguy

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Mon May-24-04 10:09 PM
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6. Shrub appeals to the Christian Coalition...

look, its his stigmata...he's just like Jesus....

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue May-25-04 11:28 AM
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8. Nope, Jesus earned his by offering redemption to mankind

This butthead has earned nothing but the contempt of mankind.

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fryguy

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Mon May-24-04 10:10 PM
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7. bleech again...

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Insider

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Tue May-25-04 11:32 AM
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9. my ole pal scrappy

can't stay off the ground. buzzard.

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Ganja Ninja

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Tue May-25-04 11:37 AM
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10. "Bush injured in a fall goes on to win the tour de Crawford."

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue May-25-04 07:15 PM
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11. Yepp. Yellow is his color all right.

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