Things to do instead of watching the chimp try to speak

[davsand]

Here it is! List things you did / would rather do than watch the chimp try and give a speech...

I watched George of the Jungle II with my six year old. I figured it had to be a higher intellectual level than the speech could ever aspire to.

I do want to mention that this thread was inspired by Night Train's comment in DemoTex's thread about shooting the TV if he watched the speech any longer...

Night train said, "I'm about to go download some porn. Unlike those who watched Bush's speech tonight, when I jerk off I'll get something out of it!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1179664


What did you do rather than watch the speech? What would you RATHER do than watch him speak?


Laura

[graywarrior]

1. Watch him fall off a bike.

[davsand]

2. Ya know--the networks should have shown that.

I'd almost PAY to see a full film of that.

Laura

[FDRrocks]

3. I like Nighttrains idea...

however, I just ended up watching the first 2 minutes then watching Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

4. I diced onions and peppers for dinner

so I didn't have to look at the screen once I confirmed his make-up was properly applied. He should have added some liner to bring out his eyes, though.

The mister watched while I diced, and commented on Bush's facial tics and squints.

Next time I think we'll put on Monthy Python tapes. Or porn.

[NightTrain]

5. Cut a whole in the rug and watch the floor show.

Go to the library after lunch and watch the readers digest.