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Tue May-25-04 06:10 PM
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If told to "Act" like a Freeper -- What's the first thing you do? |
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This is Charades! :D
How odd...all of a sudden, I feel like emptying a sewage tank on my neighbor's lawn!! :shrug:
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Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM
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Edited on Wed May-26-04 12:58 PM by Endangered Specie
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen Der Tag fur Freiheit und fur Brot bricht an
Zum letzen Mal wird nun Appell geblasen Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit Bald flattern Hitler-fahnen Uber allen Strassen Die Knechtschaft dauert nur mehr kurze Zeit
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
Translation: Flag high, ranks closed, The S.A. marches with silent solid steps. Comrades shot by the red front and reaction march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The street free for the brown battalions, The street free for the Storm Troopers. Millions, full of hope, look up at the swastika; The day breaks for freedom and for bread.
For the last time the call will now be blown; For the struggle now we all stand ready. Soon will fly Hitler-flags over every street; Slavery will last only a short time longer.
Flag high, ranks closed, The S.A. marches with silent solid steps. Comrades shot by the red front and reaction march in spirit with us in our ranks.
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Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM
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2. Scratch my asshole then sniff my hand |
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to see what my brain smells like.
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Tue May-25-04 06:40 PM
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32. This reminds me of a story about OxyRush when he lived in Kansas City. |
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When he was introduced to someone at a restaurant or bar, OxyRush would ask for a $10 or $20 bill so he could demonstrate a trick for them. He then would stick the bill down the back of his pants and wipe his ass with it and then hold the feces smeared bill out and ask the person if they wanted it back. http://www.bartcop.com/bs621.htm
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Tue May-25-04 06:57 PM
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43. I'd take it back and put it in his drink |
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Tue May-25-04 07:00 PM
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45. Why? He would just keep the bill and drink his drink. n/t |
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Tue May-25-04 06:56 PM
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Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM
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3. First I would work on my facial expression. |
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Sucking a lemon should do it.
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Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM
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If you're dumping sewage on your neighbor's lawn, somehow Clinton is responsible. There's a far-fetched, tedious argument that connects Monica with your vandalism. Tune in Rush Limbaugh for an explanation.
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Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM
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5. Get a Really bad hair-do |
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Slick it to one side like Leave IT TO BEAVER!
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Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM
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50. load up on hairspray, and |
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click on Schlafly, for talking points.
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Tue May-25-04 06:15 PM
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6. I'd move into an echo chamber. |
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Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM
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7. Go To Tahoe, lose money, get drunk, get a girl or two... |
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... and then when you're sitting around chatting with your traveling companions, be sure to bring up how you feel the Republican Party is the moral backbone of America.
<true story, really happened>
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Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM
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8. hunch over with my hands in my armpits in typical ape behavior |
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that's how I often picture freepers, as symbolic of their mentality.
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Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM
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9. Easy. Turn on Fox News, become a zombie for 4 hours. |
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Blank look on face, mouth open. Occasional scratching.
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Tue May-25-04 06:18 PM
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10. Whatever my government tells me to.... |
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Tue May-25-04 06:18 PM
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11. I wuld tel evriwon too... |
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Edited on Tue May-25-04 06:20 PM by tjwash
...too luv or leev mie amurika
opps-i had too ficks mi speling eror
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Tue May-25-04 06:19 PM
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12. Put on polyester pants and pull them up above my navel... |
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Edited on Tue May-25-04 06:21 PM by Rowdyboy
Play golf, buy an huge-ass SUV and put a Trent Lott and GWB bumper sticker on the vehicle
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Tue May-25-04 06:25 PM
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16. LOL! You guys are all cracking me up!! |
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Tue May-25-04 06:20 PM
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1. Hat with stars and bars on it 2. A mullet and a droopy mustache 3. White tee shirt with a pack of GPCs in the sleeve 4. A pack of crystal meth and a pipe 5. A Wallet with a chain attached to it 6. A pair of shit kickers 7. A pair of beat up jeans 9. A Ford pick up truck witha a "God, Guns and Guts. That's what made America great" bumper sticker 10 a Bruise on my knuckles from bitch slappin' my woman because she sass-talked me 11. A warrant for my arrest
Activity for the day: Outdrive the local sheriiff (With a COPS camera crew) as fast as I can before the truck crashes and I'm arrested on national TV.
And Blame KLINTOON for everything.
Just a normal day.!!
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Tue May-25-04 06:28 PM
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22. You forgot your "Get a brain! Morans" poster! |
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Tue May-25-04 06:29 PM
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24. It flew out of the truck bed because |
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I was driving though the backwoods llke a bat outta hell
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Tue May-25-04 07:54 PM
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55. LOL! Number 11 is the perfect capper for an excellent list! |
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Tue May-25-04 06:22 PM
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then hand out pamphlets about an "International Communist/Jewish Conspiracy"
finally, relax for an evening of possum shootin' with cousin dad.
MDN
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Tue May-25-04 06:27 PM
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20. OMG! My stomach hurts from lol, you guys play a great game |
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Tue May-25-04 06:23 PM
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15. Smear Vaseline all over my body |
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and run howling and naked through the night.
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Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM
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Then I'd move into your house, break all your shit, tell you that it's "for the best", siphon the gas out of your tank, kick you in the nuts (for your own good, mind you), mispronounce your name, and write myself a big fat check. Don't bother thanking me. A job well done is thanks enough.
Hey! Are you gonna eat that leftover pizza in your fridge?
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Tue May-25-04 06:36 PM
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30. Well, actually I was saving the pizza for the orphans... |
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That's probably "aiding and abetting the enemy", huh? :D
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Tue May-25-04 06:51 PM
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They're just gonna grow up to be evilDOERS, right? Might as well starve 'em now, so that they're too weak to resist a broomstick up the arse. Don't let those hippies fool ya. When I was in college, I walked around with a broomstick up my ass for three semesters. Gawd, I miss those innocent hijincks! We were so silly that we used to make naked pyramids in front of the bursar's office. She sicced the dogs on us once and we laughed our asses off.
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Tue May-25-04 07:12 PM
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You're right, absolutely right. My bad! :P
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Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM
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18. 1st step to Frepperville |
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I will "employ" the excessive "use" of "quotation marks" in a pretentious "display" to "try" and appear "remotely" logical in my "redundant" arguments.
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Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM
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19. Buy a dartboard and attach a pic of Hillary to it |
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Have you seen how much they hate Hillary??? It's scary :scared:
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Tue May-25-04 06:27 PM
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21. and the second thing I'd do is : |
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rent a porta potty, and guard it against leftist agitators.
MDN
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Tue May-25-04 06:29 PM
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23. Become a mouth breather or a knuckle dragger. |
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Tue May-25-04 06:31 PM
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26. Be a mouth breather! The hours are better. |
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Tue May-25-04 06:54 PM
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41. I heard knuckle draggers got better retiremnt plans, though. |
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Tue May-25-04 06:30 PM
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25. Complain about how the "demon rats" ... |
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want to take away all of our rights, hate America, and hate freedom ... then detail my plan to round them up, ship them to some remote location, make them dig their own graves ...
Well, you get the picture.
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Tue May-25-04 06:32 PM
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27. Pay homage to the LordGodBush and to the original freeper |
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Tue May-25-04 06:33 PM
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Buy a 10 pound sack of Cheetos, go back home, crack open my spanking new suitcase of cheetos and put on Faux News.
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Tue May-25-04 06:37 PM
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Now you had to go and make me hungry!! :D
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Wed May-26-04 12:43 AM
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60. and get a Toby Keith CD too |
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double dose to insure the lethality.
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Tue May-25-04 06:42 PM
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33. Actually, isn't that technically the "last thing you'd do"? |
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then ask the question, why the hell would i want to act like a freeper?!?
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Tue May-25-04 06:46 PM
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37. I'd do just what all the Freeprs do for fun |
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Wife and child beating, kitten stomping, and poking retarded kids with sticks to watch them jump.
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Tue May-25-04 06:47 PM
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38. Tern ahn Roosh. Hay hu tuk mah raydeo? |
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All of my Noam Chomsky books My Noam Chomsky DVDs My Michael Moore DVDs and books all of my anti Bush books (they will be replaced by G-dly books such as those written by Hannity and Coulter) Harry Potter books and DVDs Lord of the Rings books and DVDs for this serves Satan and the dark side.
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Tue May-25-04 06:59 PM
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44. You left out one important flammable thing. |
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The Constitution. That shit's gotta go.
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Tue May-25-04 07:02 PM
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flame a burnin'! Can't have that pesky thing sitting around...people may start to get ideas. Of course I'd cut out the SECOND AMENDMENT because that is the ONLY one that matters, ya know.
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Does the Constitution burn better before or after you wipe your ass with it?
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Tue May-25-04 07:15 PM
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49. Mr Ashcroft advised me that it is best to wipe |
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one's ass IMMEDIATELY prior to igniting the constitution, particularly if it is to be used as a SOURCE of fire. Not only does it create a larger flame but the aroma is none too bad!
Of course we are always advised to remove the second amendment prior to any lighting.
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Tue May-25-04 07:37 PM
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51. scream about taxes while demanding the BEST |
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schools, roads, transit, police and fire, air, water, parks, senior services, and so on. Run up to some parent and demand to know why I should have to pay for your kids school when I am and shall remain childless. Grab any form of government money such as unemployment, SS, workers comp so fast my hand damn near shatters from stuffing it into my pocket. You know, the usual stuff.
The school thing has happened to me.
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Tue May-25-04 07:41 PM
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53. I don't have enough hair for a Mullet |
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But I guess I could get the other Official Freeper Haircut (a Marine buzz, even though most of them have never been Marines), take up Marlboros and Budweiser, and start listening to Toby Keith, the Official Band of Freep City USA.
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Tue May-25-04 07:46 PM
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54. Start making TRAITORS lists!!!! |
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Great, big, loooooooooong lists of names -- names I've rooted out from various and manifold sources, names I've dug for feverishly in the dead of night, names of the unholy and the un-American, names of everyone who has ever seen a John Wayne movie and not cried, names of all those vile enemies of the light, names of everyone who never voted for the great almighty godhead Ronald Reagan...
I will flush them out! They can run but they can't hide!!! Traitors!!!! TRAITORS!!!!! TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!
(Whew, I gotta go lie down now.)
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Tue May-25-04 07:59 PM
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56. and the third thing I'd do is: |
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Sign up at DU, under the handle "HillaryClintonLover", in order to infiltrate the enemy's lair. I would begin my infiltration by just cleverly trying to blend in, using comments like "of course I love Hillary! She's a lesbian communist vegan eco-terrorist, just like me!", and "Of course we must destroy George W. Bush! He is so godly that it threatens our grand design for a One-World Satanic Multicultural Government of the Antichrist!"
Five minutes after posting these typical left-wing comments, i would write a nasty letter to Skinner, demanding to know why I was tombstoned.
Lastly, five minutes after that, I would write him a letter warning him that I know all about the Secret Left-Wing Conspiracy, and how DU is filled with devil-worshipping communists who are plotting to take away my guns and force my children to eat tofu, just like all the blacks, gays and Mexicans do.
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Wed May-26-04 12:08 PM
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64. Have to say, this is hands down one of the most |
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brilliant things I've read. . .
I'm scared, that you know their minds this well though :scared: :D
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Tue May-25-04 11:52 PM
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57. Start a republican for VP thread |
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Tue May-25-04 11:53 PM
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58. don't take a shit for 2 weeks... |
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Wed May-26-04 12:38 AM
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59. Put my pillowcase over my head |
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Wed May-26-04 12:59 AM
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61. Cop an attitude, tell some lies, steal some medicare money, smack |
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anything that disagreed with me and THEN I would get out of bed and start my day.
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Wed May-26-04 01:01 AM
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62. what else is there to do |
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Buy me some slaves of course.
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Wed May-26-04 01:02 AM
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63. Smirk wildly. Then, I'd try to look incredibly smug and stupid... |
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... at the same time.
What an awesome Charades category!!
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I think you did a pretty darn good job at it!! :D
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Wed May-26-04 12:40 PM
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66. drape a naked statue with expensive fabric? |
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Wed May-26-04 12:49 PM
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68. Find a cripple and kick the crutches out from under him. |
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Wed May-26-04 12:50 PM
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69. My mind just went blank. |
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Wed May-26-04 12:52 PM
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70. Think of Bill Clinton's penis |
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Wed May-26-04 12:53 PM
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71. secret woody? heee-hee. |
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Wed May-26-04 12:53 PM
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72. Invest in a XXXL White Robe, and set some crosses on fire. |
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Wed May-26-04 12:55 PM
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73. Flunk out of college, flip burgers and shovel mule shit for a living. |
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Wed May-26-04 01:09 PM
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75. Bitch about high taxes, |
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