Imaginary Bio/Autobiographical Books You Would Like To Read?

Khephra

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Tue Jun-01-04 08:57 PM
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Imaginary Bio/Autobiographical Books You Would Like To Read?

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"Ok...Here's What Really Happened While I Was Drunk Last Night When I Told You I Was On The Moon" -- Baron Munchausen

Escher's Biography -- "Really, I Wasn't Visionary! I Had Crossed-Eyes!"

H.R.R. Giger's Biography "Can I Draw Your Vagina, Mother?-- I promise it will be cool."

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Rowdyboy

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:03 PM
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1. "My Prison Diary" by Dick Cheney or "Duped" by Colin Powell

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Insider

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:04 PM
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2. "Search for the Perfect Condo" by Harriet Tubman

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I Clenis

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:07 PM
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3. "Ins and Outs: My Life" -- by the Clenis

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Guy Fawkes

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:21 PM
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4. oooh.... my turn!

"What I was really doing there" -Guy Fawkes

"The Texas NG. is just a cover for my work with the CIA during the War" -George W. Bush

"I'm a man!" -Ann Coulter
"I'm not a man!" -Ann Coulter (released a year later)
"Treason: Conservative lies about the liberal left (And how I was bribed by Fox News)" -Ann Coulter
"I'm French!" -Ann Coultiér

and, to top it off:
"I'm a Robot!" -2000/2001 Al Gore

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Khephra

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:21 PM
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5. Norman, writer of GOR

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"On Your Knees!"

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Insider

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:23 PM
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6. Fatal Retraction by Judy Miller

6-page pamphlet

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Insider

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:27 PM
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7. I Was Mrs. Helen Mirren

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Khephra

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:28 PM
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8. Moses

"The Fear of Heights and Asking Directions"

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Khephra

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:31 PM
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9. Nixon

The Whole Truth And Nothing About The Truth

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Khephra

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:33 PM
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10. Buddha -- what I told Amanada to forget

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Insider

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:59 PM
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11. angela davis

Hairstyles of the Proletariat

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Insider

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:05 PM
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12. true confessions by lee atwater

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:08 PM
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13. "Cocaine Memories" by George W. Bush

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:09 PM
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14. "Life Is Flowers and Puppies" by HR Giger

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:10 PM
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15. "Paul of Tarsus is a Lying Sack of Shit" by Jesus H. Christ

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:11 PM
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16. "Lend Me Your Ear" by Vincent van Gogh

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Lautremont

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:13 PM
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18. "Pass the Jam" by Laura Bush

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:12 PM
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17. "The Joy of Anal Sex" by Rev. Pat Robertson with Rev. Jerry Falwell

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:14 PM
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19. "Caviar Tastes Good" by Fidel Castro

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:15 PM
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20. "This Book Only Has 12,000 Words, I Swear" by James Joyce

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:16 PM
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21. "Okay, I Was WAY Off" by Adolf Hitler (posthumous)

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solinvictus

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:18 PM
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22. "My Life as an Aquarist and Fisherman" by HP Lovecraft

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