I HAVE A PROCLAMATION!!!

[KissMyAsscroft]

I have decided on a new DU mascot. It is not open for debate or discussion. It's sort of like Iraq, I am the US and you are all the Iraqi government...in the end...I design the flag...

So here's the deal....

I have noticed a couple of trends on DU.

One is posting pictures of your damn cat for everyone to oooohh and ahhh over....that's been consistent since I joined.

Second, is the damn fish thread enthusiasm as of late...and all around general fishing talk lately...

So I have come to the only reasonable conclusion....

The official DU mascot is a catfish.

So....as head of the governing council I demand that a flag be designed for DU, catfish included, to be delivered to my office by 9 AM tomorrow. The catfish source image is included below. No late entries will be accepted, all sales are final, etc...

I expect the catfish to be proudly displayed at all times. If anyone is questioned about the catfish, they are to be immediately beaten with a rubber chicken about the head, neck and shoulders.

Thank you, that is all.

[boobooday]

1. He looks horny

Catfish are yummy!


http://www.wgoeshome.com

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. This thread will be monitored for evildoers by the *ahem* freedom lovers.

You are to design a flag. Your taste in cuisine was not asked for...

I'm taking this very seriously.

[AwakeAtLast]

6. Don't eat the mascot!

We haven't made any cute outfits for him to wear yet.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. OK...catfish flag.

[HawkerHurricane]

5. or...

http://www.aquariacentral.com/species/db.cgi?db=fresh&uid=default&ID=0070&view_records=1

[Jack Rabbit]

4. My nominee

From the website of the University of Georgia

[KissMyAsscroft]

7. That, my friend, has already been made the mascot of FreeRepublic..

...

[Bake]

8. OK, but it has to be rolled in corn meal and fried!

And it has to have hush puppies!

Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm!

Bake

[rucky]

9. Wonder what the YAK has to say about this

[KissMyAsscroft]

10. This YAK you speak of is irrelevant.

George Bush...*ahem* I mean, the interim DU government will not approve of this.

[HEyHEY]

11. Man - does it have to be such an ugly bottom dwelling mascot?

Why don't we make it a cow - they'll never supect the cow