LynneSin
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:42 AM
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I swear I am the Stain Woman |
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I don't think there is one shirt in my closet without a stain.
On Friday, I bought this nice pink shirt from L.L. Bean Outlet store. Got it for $9 and thought it would make a great work shirt.
Needless to say it now has a tea stain. Damnit!!!!!
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:43 AM
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1. and i thought you were talking about your carpet |
LynneSin
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:45 AM
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2. Matcom, my love, my dearest friend, my confindante.... |
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!
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Pale Blue Dot
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:47 AM
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3. There's this great new invention you should try. |
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It's called a napkin. :evilgrin:
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LynneSin
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:48 AM
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5. There is a great new skillset you should learn... |
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...it's called KISSING MY ASS!!!!!
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Wed Jun-02-04 06:48 AM
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Work on your sitcom. Really. ;')
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:01 AM
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6. How the hell did that happen? |
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How'd you miss your mouth? :P:shrug::silly:
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LynneSin
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:10 AM
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8. I'm going to kick your ass |
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:04 AM
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7. Thankfully this isn't about a little blue dress. n/t |
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:30 AM
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9. i thought you were cLaiming to be monica |
LynneSin
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:31 AM
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10. why are you claiming to be Bill?? |
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:36 AM
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LWolf
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Wed Jun-02-04 08:04 AM
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12. No, it's a club. Or a band. |
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"The Stain Women."
I do not own a shirt without a stain unless I've never worn it.
It's the shelf, you see. All of those little spills never make it to the floor, they hit the shelf. If my shelf didn't sag so dreadfully, I could just set the cup on it when I need my hands for something else, and I probably wouldn't spill.
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Wed Jun-02-04 08:38 AM
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I think I qualify... I've ruined so many items of clothing because I've dropped/spilled something on myself, or brushed up against something. Right now, I'm crossing my fingers in hope that I can get a tomato stain out of my new white crop pants. :(
You'd think I would have learned by now.
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:23 PM
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I gave up wearing white pants years and years ago. I'm always sitting on the ground, or messing with my dogs, horses, garden, etc., or forgetting the cap on my pen, or something else that just doesn't go well with white!
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:33 PM
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15. Shout Towelettes. They will save you. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 07:34 PM by Shakespeare
I'm a serial spiller, and those things have saved more shirts (and pants and dresses and skirts) than I can count. The first box I bought even came with a little plastic carrying case--I always have a couple in my purse.
Sometimes they're hard to find, but RiteAid and CVS usually have them.
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:35 PM
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OUT!! OUT!! DAMN SPOT!!
New screen name maybe?
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:36 PM
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17. those spray on stain removers really DO work! |
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spray n wash is the fave here.
They really DO work. I've used it on set stains and have gotten things like new again.
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:38 PM
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18. I'm a stain magnet. Cant wear anything white or light colored. |
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I try to stay clean but somehow I end up with stains. Its a terrible thing.
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:39 PM
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19. Have you had your mouth checked for holes? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 07:40 PM by texas1928
Or is it just a drinking problem?
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:40 PM
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20. I am the stain woman...hear me out |
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I have a rather large chest area and it catches almost everything. I cannot eat red sauce without wearing a napkin.
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Wed Jun-02-04 07:44 PM
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21. Ah yes, the stain of Sin |
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