CAPTION the malfunction

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. Other photos

[tandot]

2. Is there ANYTHING he can do right???

I saw Letterman yesterday, he showed a clip of Bush ... he couldn't even pronounce the word "DONOR"

[Richardo]

3. "I'LL get you my pretty - and your little dog too!"

HEEEEheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Hey boy!! Are you laughing at your Commander In Chief?!?

Just 'cuz you have one o' them fancy-pants umb-a-rellas...

[Don_G]

5. A Mary Poppins He Ain't

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

7. a tablespoon of ....uh "sugar" will help the ....uh "medicine" go down

:bounce:

[afraid_of_the_dark]

6. Siiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain... just siiiingin' in the rain.

Nice Mary Poppins impression.

[underpants]

8. Must have had the instruction upside down

Reminds me of an old LBJ quote:"That boy is so stupid he couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel".

[Ganja Ninja]

15. Can you imagine Osama and company seeing these pics and ...

saying: "I sure hope we aren't in four more years of Bush. He's way too smart for us."

[underpants]

9. Yep W the winds of change can mess all kinds of things up

:bounce:

[underpants]

10. W reverts to his childhood when they sent him up to fix the aerial.......

in a thunderstorm.

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Wow. This could be the set of Men in Black part

. . . whatever it is. . . . I liked that movie, but I didn't believe a lot of it. . . . sometimes those special effects can fool you. . . . credits bore me . . . I always have to take a piss after a movie cause I drink too much . . . I wonder how Iraq is going . . . The Matrix is the one I don't really get . . . I think you have to be in on the joke . . .(blah, blah, blah)"

[BringEmOn]

12. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind

Unfortunately, the wind is blowing in one ear and out the other.

BLOWING IN THE WIND
Bob Dylan


How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand
How many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they are forever banned
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind

How many years must a mountain exist
Before it is washed to the sea
How many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free
How many times can a man turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn't see
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky

How many years must one man have
Before he can hear people cry
How many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I don't know why people say he's so stupid?

Stupid is as stupid does.

[skip fox]

14. W. is "thinking": "What? . . . What did he say? . . . 'Don't take that

umbrella close to the heli . . . heli . . . heli-something . . . I can't hear 'cause of the helicopter . . . Wonder what he could mean?"

[cosmicdot]

16. W is thinking: the name is Bond ... James Bond ...

... it's an umbrella ... it's a satellite dish ...


http://www.lilytomlin.com/char/trudy/20umbrellahat.htm


Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner as Trudy the Shopping Bag Lady, 'The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life In The Universe'

"Me and my space chums have been having an electro-magnetic field day. Pun intended."

"It's my belief we all secretly ask ourselves at one time or another, "Am I crazy?" In my case, the answer came back a resounding "Yes".

"My space chums think that my unique hook-up with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. Just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion."

"Maybe my mind didn't snap, maybe, it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts."

"I forget more important things, too. Like the meaning of life. It'll come to me. Let's just hope when it does, I'll be in..."

"I can take reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle I think it's too confining."

"if we had survival of the wittiest then the people who didn't survive could have died laughing".

[Insider]

17. Ace Umbrella Company calling for mr. boosh

"try us. we don't fold, or crumble, or nothin"

[underpants]

18. It's "foolproof" just like the Segway

[moof]

19. Mary Floppins, practically imperfect in almost every way