The Campaign Strategist of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. Have I got an idea or what!!! Karl's all worried about the damage to us 'cause we all got taken in by Chalabi. And boy, is he right, . . . the whole nation taken in . . . and the war . . . and everything . . . just cause we listened to a couple con men . . . . But if we just run a bunch of ads where we say . . . like . . . 'Yep, We really messed up. . . . but we learned from our mistakes . . . and since we had so many . . . well, we really learned alot!' . . . and then list a bunch of them like tax cuts and the economy . . . and domestic policy . . . and foreign policy . . . and then the war . . . and stuff . . . ending up with us getting ripped off good by Chalabi . . . Wow! Then we give them the punchline . . . 'We made so many mistakes, no administration in American history has learned so much in such a short time . . . So who do YOU trust to take us into the future?' . . . Wow. That's just gotta work! . . . I can't wait to tell Karl my idea. . . I'll bet he'll be excited!"

[zbdent]

1. Uh, oh. Photographer forgot to properly frame

the halo.

[cosmicdot]

2. W is thinking: hope nobody sees a pattern to our activity ...

... Europe in June ... photo-ops and Crawford in August ... market roll-out in September ... surprise in October ...