i hAve yOUr caTs! IF yOU waNt tHeM bAck, pLAce 100K in uNMarKed bilLs

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

on the hood of my car! :evilgrin: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[LynneSin]

1. my cats would never go near you

I've told them you're a bad bad person and to stay away from you and the hood of your car

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Evita's a lesbian

She steals your breath at night and emails it to me....ever notice those devil eyes in the dark?

[CatWoman]

5. Evita is one evil looking cat

bitchy, too :P

[LynneSin]

12. Evita is my batkilling sweetheart

who only wants to cuddle me when I'm sitting on the damn toilet. I've yet to figure that one out!!

[LynneSin]

8. Evita is a lesbian???

No wonder she won't play with Abbott. He wants to be friendly with her and Evita just chases him away.

And I have no clue what those 2 do after I'm out cold and I probably don't want to know either

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. well...if you wake up having dreamt

you had a cat's ass in your face all night....

[LynneSin]

20. I can honestly say I've never had that dream before

thank goodness!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. you will

[LynneSin]

23. You stay away from my cats

If you ever come to the east coast I'm going to hide them away. They've had horrible childhoods and don't need the pain and suffering anymore

:P

[TX-RAT]

13. OK- Heres the deal

I'll give ya 20 bucks and throw in a bottle of Don Julio tequila for Abbott.

[LynneSin]

19. $20k and 2 cases of Don Patron...

...and I'll let you babysit him for the night

[FleshCartoon]

2. LOL.

I can't remember whose cats those are, but I've seen them in someone's posts. But that's very funny.

:yourock:

[CatWoman]

4. ROFL!!!! They're mine!!!!

and the joke's on Teena -- it costs that much just to feed these finicky felines :D

[FleshCartoon]

11. Duh.

You'd think I'd remember the recurring picture of four cats as belonging to CatWoman, wouldn't you? :hi:

I know what you mean about the feeding costs. I sympathize from the bottom of my dim brain and semi-cold heart.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Notes to Catwoman

Male: Help! She hasn't cleaned the litter box all day!

Female: OMG! She's a lesbian and has a whole box of Q-tips!

Streak: She died my streak brown...now it looks like an underwear skid mark running down my face!

Trinity: She fed me Pnut butter! My tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth!

[FleshCartoon]

22. Female: OMG! She's a lesbian and has a whole box of Q-tips!

:toast: Hilarious!

[LynneSin]

17. I can't see the picture - my work firewall block's matcom's site

can someone post the picture elsewhere so I can see what the fuss is all about???

[Wickerman]

6. Wow, an honest to goodness cybercatnapping here on DU!

A crime to solve. And that ransom note - how on earth could we find the culprit?

:think:

[Misunderestimator]

7. Ha... you wouldn't want MY cat...

I just found out that he has fleas... groan.

[sniffa]

9. trademark vioLation!

you are guiLty of gimmick infringement. i'LL see you in DU-court.

[Pol]

10. Keep them

If you have MY cat, you will have to pay me $1000 to return it to me.

[supernova]

14. LOL, NSMA!

That's funny! We have a cat-knapper!

[UTUSN]

15. Give You the 100K *AND* You Keep This Cat

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20040602/cp.456bc6cf567a3a7b58a885e8ccd565a5

[geniph]

24. Today, you can HAVE them!

Goddam cats! Cappy came to bed with "klingons" last night! I woke up this morning to find he'd left streaks all over my down comforter. He's on my (no pun intended) shit list right now!

[Misunderestimator]

26. Klingons... that's priceless...

I've always called them dingleberries... but klingon's is so much better. :)

[demnan]

25. Pad Thai is coming to the rescue

He thinks he's a hero cat.