Oscar Mayer to let 50 lucky winners to ride the Wienermobile...

[TheMightyFavog]

Duties include delivering books to an inner-city reading program and bringing betrothed couples to their weddings.

http://www.madison.com/wisconsinstatejournal/biz/75484.php

Do you dream of riding to your wedding chapel inside an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile? Your day may have come.

After years of turning down pleas from the public to use one of its six, 27-foot long, 5-ton sausage-shaped vehicles, the Madison hot dog and bologna-maker decided to help 50 winners live out their wiener wishes.

(snip)

In May, Oscar Mayer started accepting contest entries in which consumers write in to say what they would do with nine hours, $5,000, a Wienermobile and an official "Hotdogger" driver. <

So far some 15,000 people have written in, Delea said, including Jennifer Maslowski, who used the first-prize package - awarded in May - to buy books for a youth literacy group she teaches in a New York City transitional housing shelter.

So DUers, wht would YOU do with Five buddies, five large, and 9 hours with the Wienermobile?

As for me, Can you say drunken romp and cruise through Madison?

Imagine if you will, Six democrats drunk off their ass singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener song ad nauseum througout the entire trip?

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. NO SEX THREADS PEOPLE!

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

2. Indeed.

If anyone wants to ride the weinermobile, PM me. :evilgrin:

[daligirrl]

4. Just what we needed. . .

A new euphemism for sex, as in, "Hopefully my husband will come home from lunch so I can ride the Wienermobile."

[m-jean03]

6. LOL

:evilgrin:

[Don_G]

3. Can't Think Of A Better Vehicle

For RimJob than a 27-foot Weiner with a barrel of Jack Daniels.

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Pehaps maybe a ride to a packer Game in the Wienermobie would be fun....

5 large should about cover halfway decent seats for six from the scalpers.

[davsand]

7. No double entendres--but I've always wanted to ride in it.

I remember being a little kid and seeing it go by one day and just getting SO excited!!! I'd do just about anything to ride in the weinermobile!


Laura

[TheMightyFavog]

8. Ahhh... The Wienermobile.....

I wish they'd let me drive it....