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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:17 PM
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The world's most pressing bathroom question....
How do you use the 3 seashells?


;-)
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:17 PM
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1. I thought it was going to be
"Are you done yet!?"
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:21 PM
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2. That was a good movie....and slightly prophetic
They had mentioned "former President Schwarzenegger"

and Sly's character says something like I thought people not born in the US couldn't be president. Then one of them says he was so popular AS GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA THAT THEY CHANGED THE LAW SO HE COULD BE PRESIDENT.

Scary, huh?
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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:24 PM
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4. Do you think
that every restaurant will eventually be a Taco Bell?

That you will be issued tickets/citations for saying bad words?

That having sex the old fashioned way would be, well, "Eww, disgusting" ?


Interesting stuff to ponder.


But I NEVER could fathom how the 3 seashells were supposed to work......
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:26 PM
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6. That's why I said "slightly" prophetic
I could see all of the restaurants being McDonalds (instead of Taco Hell) and the tickets for profanity (hello FCC).

I don't know about the sex thing though, and I got no idea about the 3 seashells.
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PragMantisT Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:21 PM
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3. I was thinking: Toilet Paper - OVER or UNDER?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:25 PM
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5. what movie is this referencing?
?
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:27 PM
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7. Demolition Man
nt
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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:27 PM
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8. Demolition Man
(with Sylvester Stallone)
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:28 PM
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9. I must have beat you by a few seconds

nt
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:28 PM
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10. I was thinking of the great Tallulah Bankhead here...
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 06:29 PM by flamingyouth
When she was in a stall and ran out of TP, so she said to the woman in the next stall, "Excuse me, I seem to be out of paper here, would you have any extra?"

The woman says, "No."

So Tallulah replies, "Well, would you happen to have two fives for a ten?" :D
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 06:41 PM
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11. I was ready for over or under on the roll - but I never use shells
Sounds like it would hurt.

:-)
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