Man Commits Suicide After Sex With Hen

[robertpaulsen]

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/zambia_suicide_dc

I'm speechless.

[aquart]

1. All's well that ends well.

A man who rapes a chicken is not a nice person.

[Rowdyboy]

2. And just how do you know it wasn't consensual?

That's right-always blame the human first! :eyes:

Some of those pretty young pullets get pretty frisky, I'm told....At least it wasn't a rooster! Now that would have been REALLY naughty.

[donco6]

3. South Park already did that.

Remember the chickenfuc*er?

Is this life imitating art, or the other way around?

[Rowdyboy]

5. And the Kids in the Hall

Remember the chicken-lady?

[donco6]

9. Oh, she creeped me out!

I shudder to think of it.

"How do you like the eggs? I laid 'em myself this morning." Gakk, coff.

[frylock]

11. scarred him for life..

SQUAWK!

[frylock]

10. uhhhhhhhhh mayor, please..

when we're around children we prefer to call him the ChickenLOVER.

[donco6]

12. Oh, sorry, that's right!

Ha!

[burythehatchet]

4. At least it was't a cock.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. There was a thread on this that dropped into archives

I will now repeat all my smarmy lines here:

I said *FUNKY CHICKEN* you forgot the N!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get that guy's dick out of it's ass!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. How many Zambian's does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer TWO

One to change the bulb and the other to fuck the chicken!

[Cloud]

13. LOL

That really made me feel better after a 10 hour shift at work. Good stuff.

[Tom Kitten]

8. Life imitating Art?

Chicken Pussy
by Bongwater
(Anne Magnuson, Kramer)


I'm in the one-room apartment,
located in the basement under the Polish National Church.
It used to be a club...
And then a mental health outpatient clinic...
Now, I call it home.

There's a king-sized mattress in the middle of the room,
Where me and the big fat lead singer from Canned Heat
Finish up an afternoon of incredibly hot sex.
Boy does he have a big one.

Joining us for late afternoon tea in a 4-way
Is my old next-door neighbor Jimbo and his wife,
Who is a chicken.

Since I'm the only woman there with hands,
I soon find myself fully occupied.
I can't help but wonder how Jimbo and his wife had their baby,
Who had been sleeping next to us, but had since fallen onto the floor.
She must be able to change forms, back and forth.
And what about chicken pussy?
Is it enticing?
I mean what's the story?

Me and the guy from Canned Heat climb into a nondescript 4-door sedan,
We drive up the hill and around the sleepy suburban neighborhood.
We can't help but notice all the beautiful pine trees that abound.
I see all the housewives, through their kitchen windows,
Making dinner...
For their husbands...
Who should be returning home from work just around this time.
I start to feel cheap.
Is this the fulfillment of a fantasy hoped for?

[KamaAina]

14. Paging Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum, white courtesy phone...

He told us so. Now it's gonna be man-on-hen...

Wait a minute. Isn't Zambia the place that was ruled until recently by one of Pat Robertson's fundie cronies?

So, to recap:

Massachusetts: gay marriage legal: no sex with poultry (although I have heard talk about neighboring Rhode Island's "Red"-light district :-) )

Zambia: ruled by fundies: Ba-gock! Ba-gock! BA-GOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK!!!!

[Fleshdancer]

15. poor hen n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

16. The last thread on this was ROFL

but at work, someone wondered whether the hen was de-boned before or after the slaughter....

[PurityOfEssence]

17. I suspect fowlplay

Methinks the wife was more than a little ruffled

[J2001]

18. LMAO

LMAO

i have hens and have seen there you know what and it isnt a pretty site, WTF was this guy thinking