Unbelievable...an actual photo of Evil Dick hiding behind a shrub!!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Say what you will, this is the absolute effing PINNACLE of "photojournalism."



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040602/photos_pl/mdf585357&e=4&ncid=

House Democrats urged a special counsel on June 2, 2004 to probe whether Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) broke the law through any involvement in the award of a government contract in Iraq (news - web sites) to his old company, Halliburton Co. For the second day running, Democrats demanded more answers to questions raised by a newly unearthed Army e-mail that said Cheney's office 'coordinated' action on a contract to rebuild Iraq's oil infrastructure that was awarded to Halliburton. Cheney is shown at a White House event May 6. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

[nickgutierrez]

1. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Or at least, shrub on Dick's lap?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. All I know is 1 Shrub + 1 Dick = Caption Heaven...

...any way you slice it.

:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

3. Isn't that the name of a porno? n/t

[AlFrankenFan]

4. God that man creeps me out

Not just his ideas but....EEE! He's creepy.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. All he needs is a goalie mask and a bus ticket to Camp Crystal Lake...

"Friday the 13th Part 12: Dick's Revenge."

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Can you hear the Star Wars "Evil Theme"?

Dum Dum Dadum Dum Dadum Dum Dadum...

[tridim]

5. The old standby caption.. "I'm so fucked"

Or..

Pissed Dick pisses on a shrub

[cliss]

6. Someone said that on Air America Radio,

"If you combine a Dick with a Bush, what have you got?

(sorry, I couldn't help it).

Take a really close look at Ole Dick. Look closely at the eyes. Haven't they gotten more sinister since he slithered into office? Now cover half his face. Look at the right side. See how hateful he looks. The mouth turns way down. And just when you think he couldn't look worse, now look at the left side of his face. A cold, calculating stare which is frozen in a snarl.

Dick's hair is snow white. I see new bumps on his face that weren't there before.

Too bad huh Dick. I guess money doesn't buy everything. But you try.

[Radical Activist]

7. So THAT'S who was hiding behind the grassy gnol!

Ah-ha!

[Fenris]

8. "I need to trim my bush."

"Really, it's close to obscuring my beautiful face. What did you think I meant?"

[m-jean03]

9. Hey! Isn't that the guy from

"The Day After Tomorrow?" :P

[CO Liberal]

10. Cheney Is Starting to Look Like...

...Paul McCartney's grandfather in "A Hard Day's Night".

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. The expression captures that special moment that says...

"I'm going to Hell."

[VOX]

13. "Who needs indoor plumbing?"

"When you can bleed your brakelines out in the fresh air and sunshine?"
:evilgrin:

[icymist]

14. That man always has a scrawl on his face.

And shrub always has a smirk. They both creep me out!

[cosmicdot]

15. Dick, Cong. Henry Waxman called ... seems you still owe him answers

to questions he submitted to you over 3 years ago ...

[denverbill]

17. Daddy Warbucks.

Lining his pockets at the hands of the US govt since 19...

Here's a nice biography on him.

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/dick.asp

[Paragon]

18. "Evil Dick"

Great song by Ice-T and Body Count, as I remember.

Not about Cheney, of course, but it applies.

[Mobius]

19. THAT shrub might not be evil

you are being bigoted against plants.