TheWizardOfMudd
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:10 AM
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I'm weeping uncontrollably |
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Don't know what's wrong. How could I be so sad?
My like is okay. Not great. I just can't stop crying.
OH, FUCK, THERE IS A FUCKING ONION PASTED TO MY CHEEK!!!!!!!!!!
;)
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:12 AM
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1. how'd it get there? lol nt |
Fridays Child
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:13 AM
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2. Did you pass out in the dip, AGAIN? |
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:16 AM
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5. That Dean Uncle Sam picture is cool! |
Fridays Child
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:25 AM
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6. Got it from the photo files here... |
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:13 AM
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3. That sounds like something that happened to me |
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I posted, Why do my eyes keep tearing up?
Then a few hours later, I realized. Allergy season had begun. LOL :D
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:15 AM
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4. Dang, I bought some small onions today |
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One cut in, I was wipin' my eyes
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:28 AM
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My honey just looked at me weird because I burst out laughing. A hilarious post! It parodizes both the medium (the DU Lounge thread) and some of the users thereof. Then, the sudden jarring expletives and the verb "pasted," culminating in the visual image and the total inversion of the reader's expectation. A comic gem!
This post made my day.
(And the fact that I am a bit high has NOTHING to do with it, so stop saying that!)
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Thu Jun-03-04 12:41 AM
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