The Sinking Feeling of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. I'm gonna really miss George. He never laughed at me and always remembered I was in the room when he was talking. . . . Yep. Gonna really miss him."

[underpants]

1. A smilie summary of his "presidency"

[Rebel_with_a_cause]

2. Bush hasn't grown with this job

On the contrary, he's become too immature for consumption.

[indigobusiness]

3. "Absolutely out of 'BUTT PASTE'..."

http://www.buttpaste.com

[Champion Jack]

4. * thought bubble..

"...wow,...the shit sure IS hitting the fan...
I'm REALLY in deep this time..."

[PATRICK]

5. Never ever

eat corn on the cob before giving a major address.

The last time I stabbed myself with the toothpick.

[Wickerman]

6. This is my sad face; and here I show 'Murica my Fun loving

side:



Oh my gawd, I nothing but a big fucking buffoon of a joke, I am simply a semblence of an actual human being!

[regularguy]

7. Yeah, I'll miss that Tenent fella,

sure he's a bit swarthy for my taste but I'll always have fond rememberencies of - y'know, those, yknow where people talk about stuff - meetings, yeah meetings where he would tell me stuff and I would make this here face.........

[BringEmOn]

8. Gotta make my sad face...I know we've emptied the treasury

and I'll have to throw the election, just like my daddy, so I can pardon my partners in crime...we'll let the Democrats build up another surplus...and in 8 years, the sheeple with short memories will elect Jebbie...and ka-ching! We empty the treasury, again.

[cosmicdot]

9. W is thinking: why ask me if I know what the law of diminishing returns is

... I don't know why they have to put things in terms I can't understand ... I can hardly say the words, much less know what they're talking about right in front of me ... I know I've had feelings sometime in over 50 years ... but, they don't stop there ... they talk about latent defects and liabilities and doing process mapping to iron out all the crinkles, risks, what-ifs and stuff ... and, when I want to chime in the 2 cents I found walking to the Oval Office the other day ... they all say "Sammy Sosa" ... all of them ... and, roll their eyes when they do ... well, whatever happens, at least I made a lot of money ...