*GASP* Shrek is GAY!!!!!!

[CatWoman]

or at least, has gay tendencies!!!!!

:wow:


http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1659

[LynneSin]

1. He and Tinky Winky want to move to Massachusetts and get married

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

2. Was anybody's else's favorite.... Puss 'n Boots?

That was the most hilarious film I've seen in a while. And I didn't want to see it.

Antonio Banderas absolutely Rocks!

[Commendatori]

Gay or not, I HATE Shrek. The donkey, too.

[radwriter0555]

14. ***GASP*** HOW can you HATE shrek and DONKEY?????

I LOVE THEM!

[Misunderestimator]

16. DONKEY!!! "Are we there yet?" POP

[Commendatori]

18. No offense, I just do. The voices, the poor humor...

...but then again, I also hate Harry Potter, so I'm in the minority.

[Misunderestimator]

19. Have you seen the new one? I had no idea how much I would enjoy it. n/t

[Commendatori]

25. Ah, my shadowing friend. Nice to see you.

No, I haven't seen the new one, but I hated the first one so badly that it would not be like listening to Hannity. I already know I hate the premise and everything involved, so there is no chance I would like the second one - even if I were able to tolerate that computer animation.

In fact, the New York Jets are now my #1 most hated team, if for no other reason than they use Shrek as a mascot.

I would rather be strapped into a spiked chair, Clockwork Orange style, and forced to watch 50 consecutive hours of "Thomas the Tank Engine" adventures than watch 50 minutes of either Shrek movie.

Are there any movies out there like that for you?

[Misunderestimator]

26. LOL... Shadowing? hardly...

but as for how you feel about the prospect of seeing the movie... I'm right there with you. I was dragged kicking and screaming to see it and thought it an entire waste of money. However... I am glad I saw it, and I have never laughed so much in a movie before. You are more than welcome to call me classless.

As for movies out there like that that bring up such unadulterated ... hmm... Shrek! :)

[Commendatori]

30. Nope, you're not classless, we just have

different senses of humor. If everyone thought like me, the list of current stars who would NOT be stars would be amazingly long, especially those in what passes today as comedy: Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey (sp?), Ben Stiller (especially that asshole), Chris Tucker and dozens and dozens of others.

The list of television shows that would have never made it on the air would be even longer.

[sundog]

3. Stay away from Shrek! They're trying to convert our children now....

:eyes:

[LoZoccolo]

4. I'm not sure but I think traditionalvalues.org got my email address...

...and I think all I did was visit their site when the Arnold thing was going on in California to see their anti-Arnold ad. I don't know how they could have done it though. Maybe I was real tired and gave it to them, but I doubt it.

[wtmusic]

5. Was the wolf in Hansel and Gretel transgender

or just hungry?

[underpants]

10. Obviously a part of the "transgender aganda"

:eyes:

[radwriter0555]

15. Please. Let's talk about PINNOCHIO, ok????

dang.

[wtmusic]

21. Pinnochio was a BFEE shill

He got an erection from telling lies too

[Cannikin]

6. Gotta LOVE the TVC! And they love us back!

DemocraticUnderground Activists Distort TVC Marriage Poll
http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1392

TVC Honored By 'Democratic Underground' As One Of Top Ten Conservative Idiots
http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1528

[NewHampshireDem]

32. Wow! I'm a "radical leftist" .... cool!

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

7. Now... after reading the article... Do these people REALLY have nothing...

better to do?

"In another scene in the movie, Shrek and Donkey need to be rescued from a dungeon where they are chained against the wall. The rescue is conducted by Pinocchio who is asked to lie so his nose will grow long enough for one of the smaller cartoon characters to use it as a bridge to reach Shrek and Donkey. Donkey encourages him to lie about something and suggests he lie about wearing women's underwear. When he denies wearing women's underwear, his nose begins to grow. "

The entire audience was in an uproar during that scene. Funny as hell!!

One of my favorite lines... "I'm a boy" yelled by Pinocchio as the fairy godmother's wand goes wild.

Yep... the most important thing in life right now is to make sure that no children have any awareness that some men might like to wear women's underwear. Uh huh.

[sniffa]

9. these peopLe need heLp

sick, sick peopLe out there.

next, they'LL say that professionaL wrestLing encourages boys to roLL with each other whiLe wearing onLy briefs.

[sundog]

11. yeah, too many homoerotic undertones -- BAN WRESTLING!

--

[ronnykmarshall]

36. You mean it doesn't???

Come over here and prove it.

[jumptheshadow]

8. A wolf in grandmother's clothing?

Yikes, the moral pillars of our society are falling!

[tandot]

12. I was cracking up when I saw the bartender

here it goes:
<snip>
Parents who are thinking about taking their children to see "Shrek 2," may wish to consider the following: The movie features a male-to-female transgender (in transition) as an evil bartender. The character has five o'clock shadow, wears a dress and has female breasts. It is clear that he is a she-male. His voice is that of talk show host Larry King.

During a dance scene at the end of the movie, this transgendered man expresses sexual desire for Prince Charming, jumps on him, and both tumble to the floor.
<snip>

How many million people have seen that movie? Nobody gives a f*cking sh*t about what a few hate-filled bigots think. Actually, if their comments get out I'll bet my a** that even more adults will go and watch it (just because of that).

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. His voice is that of talk show host Larry King?

Wouldn't Ann Coulter take the role?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

17. I wonder what they say about Bugs Bunny....

and Uncle Miltie? They were both "crossdressers", after all. Are they too promoting unhealthly lifestyles????

:eyes:

[Terran]

20. Shrek is queer? Cool!

I always though he was kinda hot, myself, plus I bet he has a great big green, um, oh oops, forgot about the sex thread thing. Sorry.

Anyway, more free publicity for the movie, thanks to these maroons.

[Love Bug]

22. OMG! Does Fiona know about this?

What will we tell the chillllldddrrrren???

[gauguin57]

24. hmmmm

The only X-rated film I ever saw in a movie theater was back in the mid-'70s; it was called "The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio." And yes, it was as hilarious as it sounds. The slogan was "it's not his nose that grows."

Hmmmm ... maybe this TVC group has something there.

NOT!

[mosin]

23. Transgender bartender was evil

From the article:

The movie features a male-to-female transgender (in transition) as an evil bartender.

You'd think they'd be happy that the transgender bartender was evil. ;) But no, there's no pleasing these people.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but it's on my list.

[Kat45]

27. Wow! This group/site is really obssessed w/ the "homosexual agenda"

I glanced at the page: they talk about homosexuals recruiting school children and all that bizarre shit. This is a link to their definition of "traditional values." I wonder who is behind this group.

http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=4

[PopSixSquish]

28. And Donald Duck is a Pervert Too

I mean he ain't even wearing pants!!!! Come on!

:freak:

And aren't Mickey and Minnie living together without benefit of clergy?

[WoodrowFan]

29. you missed the "Church of the Mighty L:amb"

you missed the "Church of the Mighty L:amb" website from Cottomwood, Az. It claimed that Star Trek was Satanic, sporks were a part of the 'homosexual agenda', My Little Pony promoted sexual activity by little girls, and Winnie the Pooh was perverted because he didn't wear pants. The site was so off the wall I could never decide if it were a real church or not. Alas, the site is long gone......

[Mobius]

31. so?

:shrug:

[JohnLocke]

33. Someone nominate the TVC for this week's TOP TEN CONSERVATIVE IDIOTS!!!

[Cannikin]

34. See post #6.

[JohnLocke]

35. That was months ago.