HEyHEY
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:26 PM
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Hmm...too many women walking around in summer clothing |
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Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 06:40 PM by HEyHEY
HEyHEY's lobido is acting up... There are some possible prospects HEyHEY has seen in town and they include;
teacher at elementary school Paramedic I frequently see at accidents The bartender at the local pub This drug and alcohol abuse counselor my friend wants to set me up with A girl working at the local gas-station One working as a parts delivery girl
Plan of attack is avoid these women at all costs. If HEyHEY sees them in the supermarket or on the street he will avoid eye contact before he finds himself in a relationship...or worse.
Biology vrs brains..... we'll see who the victor is!
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:31 PM
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HEyHEY
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:32 PM
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2. As am I as you can see |
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:35 PM
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when your lobito acts up? Sometimes I have to smack it. But it likes that.
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:37 PM
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All winter I get to live in a nice little fog of not giving a damn, then some girl shows a bit of leg and my world becomes a sick still of lust.
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:40 PM
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8. I'm married and not allowed to have one |
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But I remember well. All of a sudden, "ping" and it's like...Hello, why haven't I noticed you before?
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:38 PM
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5. Is a lobito a bastard cousin of the libido? |
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I shall endeavor to keep my naughty bits out of your range of vision.
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HEyHEY
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:39 PM
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6. oops I had the nagging feeling that was wrong |
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:12 PM
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Uh-oh....he's hungry like the wolf!
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:40 PM
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whats with all the tight white dresses anyway? (granted i own 2, but its not like i can stare at my own ass)
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:42 PM
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9. Not to mention the neck cramps |
HEyHEY
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:42 PM
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10. Yeah so why do you women buy em? |
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What is this sick plan you've come up with...and why?!
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:43 PM
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11. to keep life interesting! |
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:43 PM
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Thu Jun-03-04 06:51 PM
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13. you hurt my feelings! |
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:28 PM
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15. Biology vrs brains..... we'll see who the victor is! |
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Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:29 PM by Kennethken
jeeves HEyHEY - if you don't let biology win, you've got no brains.
Biology should always get to win round 1. then use brains in round 2 to get out of a confining, stifling, soul-crushing "relationship" and move on to round 3, which is actually round 1 with a different contestant.
:D
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:33 PM
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16. No such thing as "too many women walking around in summer clothing". |
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:41 PM
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17. hey we had to wear all those bulky clothes all winter |
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Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:41 PM by tigereye
I love summer, although I would have liked a little more spring. Straight to the shorts with not much chance to wear spring clothes. And it's not just you guys who feel that way. Sometimes we females do to - for some reason the males look good, too, even to we old married folk. Tis the season. Live a little. :)
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:50 PM
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18. Perhaps you don't understand the expression "no such thing as - " |
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I'll rephrase - It doesn't matter how many women are walking around in summer clothes, you can never have too many.
You can never laugh too much. You can never have too much fun. And there's no such thing as too many women walking around in summer clothes.
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:56 PM
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19. I was just responding in general |
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Thu Jun-03-04 11:05 PM
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Fri Jun-04-04 10:28 AM
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24. like your screen name! |
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:57 PM
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I wore a cute little skirt today. And I bought some summer shoes that have a bit of heel and show some toe. Didn't mean to make it difficult to stand up straight.
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Thu Jun-03-04 10:58 PM
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Who says you can't have both? Some women can look hot in a tank top and still effectively discuss assorted philosophies or mid-east politics.
I vote for the teacher or the substance abuse counselor, HEyHEY! You're young, have fun!!! :bounce:
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Fri Jun-04-04 10:32 AM
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aren't mutually exclusive!
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Fri Jun-04-04 11:04 AM
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26. My wife is smart and sexy... |
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I figure you are pretty much doomed, HEyHEY. Smart sexy women are everywhere.
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Fri Jun-04-04 11:10 AM
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28. what is he worried about? |
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am I missing something? If I weren't married, I would be gadding about. Well, maybe. I was shy too when I was younger.
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Thu Jun-03-04 11:52 PM
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"... this year, I'll be past all that. This year, I'll have outgrown that."
Then, cum april 2nd (she's no fool), an early adopter wears short shorts to Home Depot, and it starts all over again. *sigh*
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Fri Jun-04-04 11:08 AM
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27. Don't look at women you damn sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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