GASP! My Girlfriend is GAY!!! What WILL I do?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

its so shocking! :o

scandalous!

earth shattering!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. well if I need to tell you, mail her to me

[Poiuyt]

2. That depends

Are you male or female?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. female....and so is she

what WILL i do?

[sundog]

4. send her to the baptists..

I'm sure they'll straighten her right out...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. hmmm....i will mail her to nothingshicksmeanymore

and then nothingshicksmeanymore can mail her to the baptists

[sundog]

6. and then an exorcist--

it's gonna take some work...

[freetobegay]

7. What any self respecting lesbian would do, join the club!

:)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. theres a club?

why am i NEVER invited to clubs?

[freetobegay]

11. You have to know the password.

I am sure if you ask her nice enough, she will give it to you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i think she will too

:)

[bloodyjack]

9. well

can't you cure her somehow? like, send her to a motivational seminar, or a mass exorcism, or something to that effect?

or should i say, SEXORCISM, yuk yuk

:shrug:

[neverborn]

10. Take pics! More pics!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. she doesnt like pics.

[neverborn]

19. Take more of you then.

[johnnie]

12. When did she turn gay?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. I think she will turn VERY gay in an hour!

[freetobegay]

15. LOL

About the same time my boyfriend does, bedtime!

[foreigncorrespondent]

17. Ummm...

...take her out for a romantic dinner, then a movie, then some "together" time. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. cant i just but her some wine

[foreigncorrespondent]

31. Ok...

...just igve her some wine and then have your "together" time. ;)

[SarahB]

20. Find a way to put a smile on her face.

:7

[KamaAina]

21. Take her to Massachusetts!

where there are still some real, freedom-loving Americans!

[radwriter0555]

22. LOVE HER UP ALL OVER baby!

go for it! lol!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. i will try

:evilgrin:

[Richard D]

23. If you really love her . . .

. . . you'll get a sex change operation.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. why?

[Richard D]

26. Oops

Sorry, I didn't see the lioness part. Thought you were male.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. lol!

its ok...i would make an ugly boy!

[sundog]

30. he/she is a new user--48 posts-- must break him/her in gently

welcome
:hi:

[Richard D]

33. Don't worry

I can handle it. (he, btw)

[sundog]

34. ok, lol-- thank you

--

[TexasMexican]

28. There is only one thing to do...

have lesbian sex with her.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. i think i may have to

the things you need to do for the people you love :)

[Lefta Dissenter]

32. Does this have anything to do with

that big ZIT by your lip? Or perhaps it was the shirt unbuttoned down to the navel... I don't know - I've had a lot of zits, and it hasn't turned anyone around HERE gay! :shrug: