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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 03:15 AM
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How many members of the Bush admin does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced
2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,
5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."

As seen on www.bartcop.com, taken from http://www.zwire.com

Ho ho ho.

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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 03:55 AM
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1. better yet
None-The lightbulb will allways work and never go out so sit down and shut up
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 04:52 AM
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2. Lol! Funny!
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