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[cosmicdot]

JP: so, do we have a deal ... you don't mention altar boy scandal and we only call for Iraq's sovereignty ... a few Hail Marys and we won't mention the 10s of thousand slaughtered in the name of oil and greed this time ... anyhoo, Iraq is not even registering on the tithing radar chart ...

W: Well, JP, I did learn something from being a cheerleader; so, I'm not entirely clueless ... I can do some Hail Marys for you ... got a football I can borrow? Laura, go out long.

[AlGore-08.com]

1. Smirk: I so TOTALLY love your outfit, John! It's SO slimming on you!

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[Hubert Flottz]

2. "No George, I have plenty of Texas rattlesnakes from last visit!"

"If you really want to get me something I like, GETOUTTA'HERE!"

[underpants]

3. See Laura here thought you would appreciate her Mary Magdalene outfit

It's gets big laughs at Bob Jones University

[BringEmOn]

4. "Yes, Laura, an annulment is definitely in order, here."

[johnnie]

5. Smirk says

"Ah yeah JP, I have ta ask ya sumtin...When God talks to YOU, does he keep callin you a moran too?"

[AlGore-08.com]

6. Pickles ("thinking"): I like books. Books are fun.

There's a book over there. It's a big book. I don't like big books. But they're still books. So they're still fun. Because books are fun! That old man smells like my mother-in-law. There is lots of art here. I like art. I have a book about art. It's at home. Next to my stash of Zima. I like my dress. It shows my knees! That's naughty. That's why I cross my legs. I like crossing my legs. But only at the ankle. I like this chai - - THE LIZARDS!!! THE LIZARDS!!! OH MY GOD, GET THEM OFF ME!!! THE LIZARDS!!! THE LIZ - - I like my shoes. My shoes are pretty...

[cosmicdot]

7. what a welcome - the police state