Denny's Cook Charged With Adding Semen To Honey Mustard Dressing

[matcom]

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A former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it, authorities said Thursday.

Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said.

On both occasions, Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another," Sweet said. One was a woman in her early 40s. The other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket.

A judge in Monroe County this week found probable cause for Lindhorst to stand trial on four counts of aggravated battery.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/News/Metro+East/D05F4A6EAC01033F86256EA90010DE34?OpenDocument&Headline=Ex-cook+is+charged+with+tainting+food

[quispquake]

1. Just adding a little bit of "wang" to it...

Old joke...sorry!

[sniffa]

2. just adding some protein

mmm protein smoothie.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Ooooooohhhhh....nasty!!

Right before lunch, too!! I HAD an apetite!

[AngryAmish]

4. C'mon, who hasn't done this

Who wants to come over for dinner at my house?

[boobooday]

5. Grand Slam?

Rooty-tooty-fresh-n-fruity?

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Renew Deal]

6. One time here on LI, NY...

There was a mouth herpes outbreak. The only thing these people (about 16) had in common is that they ate at a chinese food place in my town. It turns out that one of the cooks was using his own recipe for the "creamy lobster sauce."

[Book Lover]

7. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Please tell me it wasn't in the East End!

[Renew Deal]

9. Nope

South Nassau

[Book Lover]

14. Still disgusting

And I'm not saying the East End is so special either. My family lives on Shelter Island and almost all of us have worked in one hotel or another during the summer. Of course I can't think of any funny or disgusting stories now...

[boobooday]

8. Now that's really disgusting!!!!

:puke:

I'm never eating in a restaurant again!

[pagerbear]

12. OMG! I'm so scared!

[sniffa]

17. no that was in my town

i swear i know the peopLe it happened to.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.htm

[Book Lover]

20. Thanks

for pulling me back to reality. See, even the most skeptic can get fooled early in the morning...

[Renew Deal]

25. Yeah, I fooled you.

I made the whole thing up. :eyes:

[sniffa]

30. no you didn't

it reaLLy happened. my friend knows this guy in fresno who it happened to.

[Renew Deal]

31. Too bad it didn't happen to you.

Maybe you wouldn't run your mouth so much when you don't know what you're talking about.

[sniffa]

33. i know you are but what am i

[BiggJawn]

34. Cream of Sum Yung Goi?

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

39. Cum of sum dum fuk

[Cursive_Knives512]

10. Reminds me of ancient Egyptian mythology...

Isis, the mother of Horus, puts her son's semen on some lettuce that Set is going to eat, so that when Set and Horus go before the court to see who should be the ruler now that Osiris is dead (Set killed him), they'll chose Horus... I love this stuff (these myths, I mean).

[catmandu57]

11. They busted some boys here

back in the late eighties, they worked at Hardee's and caught them jerking off into the gravy. I'm afraid to eat out anymore.

[trof]

13. I'll never eat out again.

And I'm keeping a damned close eye on Miz t. in the kitchen.

[GR]

15. Reminds Me Of Fight Club...

"No sir, don't eat the mashed potatoes tonight..."

[Renew Deal]

16. C'mon, like you haven't done that before.

Ever heard of Creamy Italian?

[supernova]

18. Oh sure, NOW you guys protest

And now many of you guys wish your partners would swallow? Hummmm?

[GOPisEvil]

21. Excellent point.

However, at least in that situation the "consumer" knows what's coming (so to speak).

[Loonman]

19. Charged?

Just punch this guy in the balls after firing him.

Hard.

[chiburb]

22. You should see how he makes donuts.....n/t

.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

23. This happens much more often than you may think.

Be nice to those food-service workers!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

24. I only eat at our local diner. I know the owner personally and...

we are on very good terms.

[ChickMagic]

26. Gross!

It reminds me of a local story about a Denny's in Dallas. One of the news shows was doing a bit about "Dirty Restaurants". They caught someone on the security cam taking care of what they called a "personal itch" before handling the food. I got a pubic hair in my scrambled eggs once at our local Denny's and have never been back.

Okay. Now I totally grossed myself out.

[wtmusic]

27. Is he guilty if they didn't swallow?

n/t

[WI_DEM]

28. I wonder how he was found out?

it is pretty disgusting.

[Whitacre D_WI]

29. Hey now. I am to be considered innocent until proven guilty.

And anyway -- who said it was MY semen?

[matcom]

32. Waiter!

my eggs are runny :bounce:

[AngryAmish]

37. You can't exactly dust for semen.

[Skittles]

35. I am always nice to the wait staff and cooks

I remember this guy telling me when he was a waiter and some asshole complained his buns were cold, said buns were warmed up in armpits. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[BiggJawn]

36. "Hurry up with that Secret Sauce, Kid! I got customers waiting!"

Caption from a cartoon in an old issue of "Hustler" involing an unhappy burger jerker-uh, I mean WORKER and a happy elephant in the basement at the Golden Arches....

[TX-RAT]

38. Y'all are a sick twisted bunch

Ain't it great. Go's with the old saying, it's a sick perverted world out there, and I'm a happy guy.

[HEyHEY]

40. I saw a guy spit in a ceasar salad once.

Don't fuck with those cooking your food man.