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[WilliamPitt]

The West Wing scene where Bartlet rips some Dr. Laura radio talk show clone a new cornhole is coming in about two minutes.

[VelmaD]

1. No freakin' fair

You just gotta mention these things when I'm at work and can't go watch. *pout*

[WilliamPitt]

2. Well, here's the transcript

President Josiah Bartlet: You're Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?

Jenna Jacobs: Yes, sir.

Bartlet: ...Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?

Jacobs: A Ph.D.

Bartlet: A Ph.D.

Jacobs: Yes, sir.

Bartlet: Psychology?

Jacobs: No, sir.

Bartlet: Theology?

Jacobs: No.

Bartlet: Social work?

Jacobs: I have a Ph.D. in English literature.

Bartlet: I'm asking because on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show, and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.

Jacobs: I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.

Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.

Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does.

Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.

Jacobs: 18:22.

Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21-7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35-2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11-7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side-by-side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing, while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

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[BigMcLargehuge]

3. that was awesome

especially the last line.

[madrchsod]

7. the last line reminded me

of the picture of bush, rummy,some stiff, and uncle dick..bush, rummy, and the stiff were all standing while rummy was chewing out bush and in the background was uncle dick sitting in a chair ,hands folded watching what was going on..struck me that uncle dick was in charge and bush was getting his ass chewed out by rummy....
it is alleged that truman fired god because the general made truman wait .

[VelmaD]

4. Yup...you're a doll-baby

;)

Thanks. I needed that. Had forgotten how brilliant that particular moment was.

I've spouted out something similar to that last rant from Bartlet a thousand times but not nearly so well as he did. I need better writers. :)

[underpants]

5. Episode entitled "Chapter and Verse"

one of the best ever.

[Rainbowreflect]

6. That was the first West Wing I ever saw.

Understandable why I feel in love.